Porn and beer go together like Sarah Palin and crazy, and no other pairing encapsulates a full night that requires going nowhere.

As a fan of Asian women, you spout off Japanese AV stars as your favorites, while the best your friends can come up with is Jenna Jameson. When people make offhand jokes about the supposed shenanigans of Japanese porn, you crack a knowing smile because, well, you’ve seen everything they’re talking about and more. In fact, you know Japanese to understand everything that your favorite lady says between her nuanced, breathy sighs in those videos.

You, my friend, are a true otaku of Japanese porn.

But what about the beer? In this post from Peter Payne, an American ex-pat living in Japan and the guy who runs J-List (the source for Hello Kitty vibrators and adult-sized Japanese school girl uniforms in the US), brewer Kirin plans on replacing the formula of its tasty Ichiban Shibori libation with hops, instead of the rice it traditionally uses.

The fact that Kirin uses rice instead of hops is interesting to anyone who’s ever had a passing interest in beer (read: anyone who went to college), but the post is also an interesting story of how the beverage found its way to Japan.

Beer in Japan

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Pity the poor, glamorous, good-looking women and all the discrimination they face. These comely ladies, never knowing an easy day, are passed over for promotions, social advancement and even dates by their middle-of-the-bell curve competition.

Will nothing come easy for these females who are so easy on the eyes?

They are in Japan, apparently, where the beautiful struck a blow against discrimination by putting their more average Japanese sex worker sisters in the unemployment line.

Japanese news reports noted that “operators” of sex businesses are finding “pretty women” looking for work due to the recession. Julia Roberts could not be found for a comment, nor was it known if any of these operators answered to the name of Huggy Bear.

Showing a gift for the obvious,’50s slang enthusiast and reporter Yukio Kamimura said, “Good-looking dames are necessary to bring back repeat customers.”

Of more interest to daddy-o’s and hip cats everywhere, however, is the fact that women are encouraged to do more. Massage parlors that usually limited services to “sumata,” or penile labial massage, are now giving the OK to go all the way. Other women are following the example of spray-on hair and the Super Bass-o-Matic, going direct to the consumer by offering more for less than a “rub down.”

Plain Janes out in the cold as sex businesses attract beauties

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