Drop  date: 2010-02-22

Studio: Third World Media / Asian Eyes
starring: Coco, Niche, Paris, Kanda

When walking the streets of Bangkok or Pattaya, one marvels at the daily additions of new 18 year old girls hitting the streets everyday. Young, fresh and still very innocent girls from the countryside hit the big city streets where their hopes of finding a wealthy and very “handsome man” are much greater.

Paris is from Bangkok; not France, and spends most of her free time trolling the back alleys off Sukhimvit. She has met a generous man who is into having Cos Play sessions at his house. She is pretending to be a cop and is lookin g real cute in her mini skirt police uniform. She drops to all fours and starts to suck his cock before he flips her over to chow a little putang. Her breasts are very large and beautiful too; all natural with extra large aureole. Her dark eyes focus in on his cock, as it makes its way from her mouth to her soft vagina. Her pussy foams and seeps its young juices, as her big knockers bounce with each stroke of his cock. Her clit swells as it sucks up the last bit of his cock along with a solid load of his cum. She pulls his dick out of her hole, as cum flushes out from deep inside, spilling its way back onto his still throbbing erection.

Coco is our very young and very cute Cover-girl. She is playing Maid today and is cleaning house for one of her better customers. Her red and white maid uniform is very cute and she does a very fine job of cleaning. She does a much better job, however of cleaning his shaft with both her mouth and young, wet Thai fuck mop. Coco is tall, dark and a bit skinny. Her pussy has a small patch of hair and a well defined clitoris. Her nipples fit her name Coco well- as her dark black nipple tips make for something nice to play, lick and suck on. He bends her over the table, leaving only her fishnet maid stockings and hi-heels on, as he does a little cleaning of his own deep inside her pussy. She hops on top and pole dances on his hog, fucking it with everything she has. She rides him RCG before sucking up a load of his cum with her vaginal vacuum cleaner. Once it powers down, all the cum she sucked up comes spilling out, soiling the room she just got finished cleaning. She has earned herself some extra “cum cleanup duties” today…..

Kanda and Mintra have a plan to awake up a sleeping foreigner in the absolutely best way a man can imagine. They roll him over, as Kanda takes Mintra’s commands and starts sucking his still sleeping hog. It awakes quickly as Kanda’s warm saliva covers his wang. The girls practice some English while directing the scene, as Kanda busts out her huge tits and sheds her lingerie to show him her nearly bald shaven fuck chamber. Her butt cheeks are still bruised from a recent bondage session, but she still hops on his cock and sets her hips and slice on auto-pilot. Kanda’s pussy quaffs, as her Australian man pumps her airtight hole full of cock. He winds up pulling out, straddling her face and blasting a healthy one all over her nose, eyes and mouth. Her friend Mintra asks her in near perfect English; “You like, yes?” and she replies over and over again; “Yes, yes, me like.”

Niche is hanging with Mintra and the two are up to no good. Mintra came in to spy on Niche who is busy sucking some Australian dudes wang. “You like suck cock today?” asks Mintra, remembering her days of English 101 in suckee fuckee school. Niche is a hotee and knows exactly what a man wants. Her face is very sexy but her nicest features are her mass ive all natural tits. “Can you show me woobie doobie?” Mintra asks; apparently forgetting parts of her second semester lesson plans. Niche does show us her Woobie Doobies and they are an amazing pair.

They go along great with her thick round bottom and warm fuck hole. “Oh yeah… Fuck show me!” she commands to her friend whose pretty gash gobbles up his entire white shaft. Her massive rack shakes and bounces as she works him over from on top; twisting and shaking her hips to earn herself a healthy creampie which dribbles from her pussy. “I want show you my pussy!” Niche exclaims, as she splits the curtains and extracts even more cum from deep inside her box. “Yes, you like cock cum near your pussy all time right??” as Mintra leaves us with some things to ponder….

Bonus Scenes- Paris and Coco do the striptease and rub their pussies for some bonus fun!!

Japanese male readers eagerly awaiting the February 15 sales launch of a magazine named G-Za Besto Dynamite from KK Bestsellers will have to bite the bullet a little longer.

Certainly many publications appeal to real jerks, but Dynamite was about to stake claim as the world’s first magazine to incorporate its own onna hooru (synthetic vagina) and allow readers to peruse the lurid contents hands-on, so to speak.

The reason for the delay, reports Weekly Playboy (March 8), was that the entire consignment of 50,000 went up in smoke when a fire erupted in the factory in China’s Fujian Province.

Fujian is pronounced “Fukken” in Japanese; but rather than invoking this particular geographic pun, Weekly Playboy chose to put a more lowbrow spin on its headline by writing “５マンコ. . . が大炎上!!” (5 c**ts in huge conflagration). It seems that while “fifty thousand pieces” is pronounced goman ko, the male ear is wont to automatically alter the intonation to go manko — making for an entirely different nuance.

Could this blaze, WP asks tongue in cheek, have been an insidious act of sexual sabotage to put a damper on the libidos of tens of thousands of Japanese males?

“No,” came the deadpan reply. “The fire was caused when machinery in the factory overheated.”

And unfortunately as the synthetic vaginas were composed of high-grade silicone, they proved particularly vulnerable.

So distressed was a gent involved in the venture that he tells the magazine that he’s suffered from constant diarrhea since the January 14 disaster.

“The people at the factory were also distraught,” he adds. “But I heard they’re working on development of a new vagina modeled after Zhang Xiaoyu, who’s one of China’s most famous nude models. Oh man, if we can pull this one off…,” he says, rolling his eyes in anticipation of a flood of new orders.

The next issue of Dynamite is due on the stands April 15. Instead of a synthetic vagina, its readers will have to be content with a free container of skin lubricant.

What a pity this ambitious project flopped, Playboy sighs, sticking in yet another pun. It purposely alters 沈没 chinbotsu, meaning “sink” to “チン没,” which in this context could be loosely translated as “penis not used.” (K.S.)

Source: “Chugoku Fukken-sho de 5 manko no ona hooru ga daienjo!” Weekly Playboy (Mar. 8, page 169)

Note: Brief extracts from Japanese vernacular media in the public domain that appear here were translated and summarized under the principle of “fair use.” Every effort has been made to ensure accuracy of the translations. However, we are not responsible for the veracity of their contents. The activities of individuals described herein should not be construed as “typical” behavior of Japanese people nor reflect the intention to portray the country in a negative manner. Our sole aim is to provide examples of various types of reading matter enjoyed by Japanese.

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Drop Date: 01-25-2010

We are pleased to announce the very special and very sudsy Ladyboy Soapland Edition! Lots of slip and slide make it easy for our guy and the ladies to lay it out totally Bareback. These Thai Trannies perform the full body rub down with a little extra stimulation for the inside of our mans anus.

Dan is a foreign born Thai and a very handsome young man, with a curious fascination with Ladyboys and bath tubs. Whenever he visits Bangkok he makes sure to familiarize himself with the hottest new ladyboy clubs. This time he has decided to focus on girls who have studied the art of the Japanese Soapland. These talented beauties use all their gifts to body massage Dan before ripping him a new asshole.

His first T-girl on this trip is Barbie; a rather tall Ladyboy with long hair, long legs and plump tits. Dan changes into a robe and waits for Barbie to prepare him a bath in her bikini. She bathes him in the bath as she gives him a peek of her 7 inch completely hairless dong. Dan is not shy about what he likes and attacks her shaft as she washes his body clean. Her ball bag is tight and her flag pole stands at attention the entire time her butt cheeks are busy swallowing Dan’s cock. Her soapy tits stand firm on her chest and lots of suds help her and Dan avoid any unwanted friction as they grind shafts. She thoroughly works his cock over before shoving it bareback up her own soft shitter. Her butthole may be soft but her foreskin laden cock is always hard and ready to get Dan’s colon in shape for the new year. She strokes his ass while massaging his ball bag and pulls out, to tug one out while he finishes off her ass. She musters up a massive cum glob that first shoots over her shoulder and then up and down her pretty chest and deep inside her cleavage. Dan finishes this chick off with a respectable load he lands near the tip of her tattered Thai noodle. They shower together before he says goodbye.

Dan heads back to his favorite place where he find Patti. He orders up some of the same Soapland treatment he had with Barbie. Patti is tall and very skinny with long legs and a flat chest. Her face is pretty and her smile very natural, while her hog is hairless and her mouth is cock hungry. She soaps and washes Dan’s body down, paying special attention to cram her stiff 6 incher into Dan’s from time to time, playing a Thailand version of Chinese handcuffs. Her pink tip peeks from behind its foreskin curtain as her butt cheeks swallow his nuts and rod. She switches to her mouth which sucks Dan’s cock nicely, but Dan’s oral orifice is also pretty talented, as he peels Patti’s skin back and takes a large serving of her cock. He mounts her ass and rams her good before her turn comes to show Dan her more manly side. She splits Dan’s legs wishbone style and rips his anus wider than it was ever stretched before. They switch back to Dan doing the doggie before the two toss themselves off. Patti cums in authentic volcano style, as cum flows like lava from the depths of her foreskin walls, before Dan offloads strongly on her neck. They shower together as Dan washes her tiny tits and scrubs his own cum away.

Dan comes back for more the next day. This time he gets Jessica, a whiter skinned, tall tranny who speaks good English. Her polka dot bikini covers her prettiest parts, but her two well shaped tits and ultra ripe Thai banana just waiting to get peeled. She hugs Dan and uses her body to shower and bath him. She uses her tits to clean the outer edges of his wang as she fucks his cock with her tits. They join forces as their wieners rub together and touch tips. She gets lots of suds going on her own tits as well as Dans hard dong, which slips and slides its way throughout the different cracks on her body. She mounts Dan’s dick and pounces on it in Cowgirl like a cock crazy tranny. She fucks the shit out of his dick while her dong slaps Dan’s chest with every pump and hip thrust she gives. Dan lays her out and strokes her ass slow for a moment as she works up a small one before Dan prepares to offload a creamy one on her ass and nut bag. They shower together and clean up each others cum before Dan says goodbye to yet another Ladyboy Soapland Slut.

Nadia is the last tranny in the soapland that Dan visits. He tells her it is his first time but we do not think she was fooled. This Ladyboy is a a little less lady and a bit more boy; or man if you will….. She is strong and somewhat muscular with long eye lashes, a flat chest and an overwhelming appetite to devour Dan’s cock. She washes his wang and then soaps him down, covering his body with soapy suds. Her cock and ass take care of his lower extremities while her hands work over his upper body. Nadia may not be very pretty but she really is horny, as her 7 inch plus dong and tight scrotum say Sawadee to Dan’s donger. Her thick shaft fills Dans mouth as Nadia fucks his face from on top. She mounts his shaft and jerks her bird while riding him in RCG. She makes funny faces and silly sounds as Dan is in the driver seat and then gets loopy as she fucks Dan’s now very well torn up tush. There must be some “Yaba” in this trannies diet as she puts on a real show, before blasting a big one up and down her chest and somewhere into her own hair. Dan liked this chick a lot, and got a huge one off right on top of her load, mixing the two batches together for quite an impressive puddle. They shower and she helps Dan change before saying goodbye.

Bonus Scenes- where each of the girls dance, strip and play with their girl cocks while rubbing their own nuts.