Some people believe the Japanese fetishize technology — which could be true. But USB-powered boob warmers is more like using technology to serve your particular fetish.

But given the proliferation of saline-filled fake boobs in the valley, such a device could find use in the winter months when those puppies might get cold to the touch. Happiness is, after all, a nice paid of DDs to motorboat.

Topless Robot: Super Terrific Japanese Thing: USB Breast Warmers