I’ve gone on record a number of times expressing my belief that golf is as much of a sport as I am an athlete (read: not very much). It’s a dumb game played with dumber rules (you hit the ball… then you go looking for it).

My suggestions to the PGA have also gone unheard. Stuff like randomly-placed land mines on the green going a long way to make the game more interesting. Tiger Woods would definitely have something to cry and bitch about when his foot’s blown off and finally actually earn his money, IMO.

But a woman’s outfit that turns into mini-green? That would definitely be part of the new golf, after the revolution. It’s from Japan. Of course.

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