Look, I know some of you guys out there really like Asian women. Japanese women in particular. I get it. (I’m looking at you, BTW, David Aaron Clark.)

And I know that for some of you, fate has played a cruel joke in that your girlfriend is of the blonde haired, blue eyed (and white) variety and not the dark haired, dark eyed (and Japanese) variety.

But seriously, it’s just plain awkward to sit her in front of a computer to take Japanese lessons via YouTube to make her act and sound like a Japanese girl. It’s kind of “Single White Female” only not as white but wwwwwaaaayyyy more creepy.

JapanSugoi: How to talk and act like a Japanese girl

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