Archive for September, 2009

Speaking of Dating Sims… »

So remember that dating sim that incorporated the exciting life of a drifting driver with the just-as-exciting prospect dating?

Turns out Konami’s hit a home run with its own dating sim, and the real life girlfriends and wives of the men sucked into the game are not happy. Love Plus, the sim in question, was marketed via hand written love letters pushed onto lonely looking men by cute girls. The letters — complete with a phone number — were “written” by the game’s character, spilling her heart to the random guy.

But apparently, attention the men are lavishing on their virtual significant others are leaving their real life significant other out in the cold. The problem is so bad, the real women consider their men to be cheating.

No word on when Jerry Springer’s picking up on this.

Japanator: Japanese men play a lot of Love Plus, start pissing their wives and girlfriends off

(She’s) Turning Japanese »

Look, I know some of you guys out there really like Asian women. Japanese women in particular. I get it. (I’m looking at you, BTW, David Aaron Clark.)

And I know that for some of you, fate has played a cruel joke in that your girlfriend is of the blonde haired, blue eyed (and white) variety and not the dark haired, dark eyed (and Japanese) variety.

But seriously, it’s just plain awkward to sit her in front of a computer to take Japanese lessons via YouTube to make her act and sound like a Japanese girl. It’s kind of “Single White Female” only not as white but wwwwwaaaayyyy more creepy.

JapanSugoi: How to talk and act like a Japanese girl

A Word From Our Sponsor: Tokyo Cream Puffs #4 »

527-frontTokyo Cream Puffs is back again; only this time with even more thick J-cream making its way deep inside and then spilling out of the loveliest selection of J-pussies around….

Yukina Aoyama is a professional “soapland” chick whose skills with foam and creamy substances stand second to no one. She uses shaving cream to foam up her big luscious tits and white skinned body, before giving her customer the full on soapland treatment from start to finish. She uses her body and soft tits to massage his cock while rubbing a couple of fingers under his ball-sack, brushing the crack of his ass as she goes. She strokes his knob with warm lotion and rubs his nuts and anus with the other hand. They wash together in the tub before she readies herself to get all dirty again; only this time with a thick creampie deep inside her bright pink slice. The bright white jizz makes its way out of her Asian flower and drips straight down to her pretty little anus.

Yuri Aoyama is a very sexy J-slut with nice eyes and a pretty smile. She’s watching an adult movie when she suddenly finds herself sucking on our guy’s cock. She slow sucks and teases his hammer for a long time. Her small tits are perky and very fresh and her nipples point outward to enough to poke someone in the eyes, as she continues to suck cock, slurp, spit and massage his man tits. She takes his load in her mouth and after rolling it around on her tongue and gargling with it, spits it out in her hands. She then hops on one more cock; this time with her hairy and plush J-garden sucking up our man’s garden hose with the hopes for lots of fresh fertilizer. He delivers and leaves her a thick load of potent J-jizz to keep her garden and flower fresh.

Azumi Kawakami has a thick muffy muff and soft tits, which are much larger than the average J-chick. She welcomes our three guys who are best in touch with the local creampie scene; including local celebrities Stumpy Yamamoto, Shaggy Nakadashi and Bushy Nakamura. They finger fuck her wet slice and feed her plenty of cock, as they all take a turn and fuck this girl hard. Her pretty titties bounce around as her swollen Asian vagina sucks up load after load of the crew’s cum.

Manami Ohtsuki is a horny girl who agreed to our offer to fuck on camera for the very first time. She uses her feet to massage our cameraman’s ball bag and takes off her shirt showing us her small and very pretty tits that are are bra-less under her tight summer shirt. Her pink panties give way to an even pinker hole, surrounded by dark, soft, and very furry J-hair. She is cock hungry and very horny too, slurping up and vaginally ingesting our guys cock in several positions, before slice swallowing his massive cream pie.

Yu Izawa is a sexy mama who is horny almost all the time. Her pussy lips are thin, yet spread open wide, exposing her bright neon, orange-colored puss. She loves a big vibrator buried inside her, as her nipple tips quickly stand on end. Her fuck hole fills with thick J-slush, that her man gushes out of her with his highly trained fingers. She grabs on to his wang with her mouth and then with her pussy too. He starts her off slowly, before speeding things up and pounding this girl out hard, finally depositing a large, sticky one deep inside her fuck hole. Her flaps open wide enough to let some of the residual glob naturally drool out.

May Lyn comes from China and is very much like your average young J-girl, with the exception of her somewhat boyish face. She speaks Japanese, is very petite in size and is rather shy like a J-chick. She is only 89 pounds and 19 years old; and her tits still look like they should be in a training bra. Her pussy is an all natural Chinese model, with ample hair, thick lips, pronounced clitoris and lots of organic Chinese extract bubbling out. This tiny thing takes some cock down her throat, but prefers to lay back and wait to be split in 2; as her pussy pressure builds up and thick China made foam excretes from her hole. Its not too long before even thicker J-cream fills her tiny oven and oozes out quickly, traveling through her tiny Chinese ass crack.