So, since we’re on a Japanese video game streak (dating sims, dating sims mixed with drifting sims), I thought I’d go for a hat trick with this little nugget.

Apparently Love Death 4, which is suspiciously not about my girlfriend in college, uses an EyeToy/Project Natal/superfluous video game camera for not only face tracking but shape detection as well. Shape detection, specifically, in the form of hard-ons.

Yeah… I really don’t have anything else to add to this one. This goes beyond the usual Japanese weirdness of used panties in vending machines and takes it to a whole new level.

To help unblow your mind, here’s a Family Guy clip to explain the headline.

Gizmodo: Japanese Erotic Game Uses Webcam for Boner Detection

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