There are many ways to access the capital city of Thailand- Bangkok. Traditional means of travel include air and water; however the “Backdoor to Bangkok” certainly offers a much more scenic and exciting path to explore. This is a road that is not often traveled and the few lucky ones who have been down it before, come back with stories that most others can only dream about. Third World Media’s recent journey to Thailand yielded 4 new Super Hot and totally Authentic Asian Girls who were more than eager to show us both the front and back-doors to their nation’s capital.

Niche is one super sexy Thai girl. She has long legs, long hair and dark pretty eyes. Her skin tone is slightly whiter than your average Thai whore and it is obvious that this is a high class babe; not likely one to be trolling the streets of Sukhimvit late at night. Her tits are ultra large and extremely luscious in a country where smaller titties are the norm. Her Thai clam shell is shaven mostly clean; with just a very light layer of natural grass maintained in just the right place. “Fuck my ass” she says, as she greets her falang (white) customer to Thailand by letting him first fuck the back of her throat, then the insides of her moist and hyper sensitive pussy, and finally her totally tight Thai shitter. Her huge boobies shake as her tiny butt cheeks are ripped in two and her anus loosens up to say “Sawadee” to her new foreign friend. He plugs her anus for a long while before heading back to her pussy and finally her face, as an offloading ground for a huge load that lands straight in her mouth. She massages all extra cum droplets into her massive Asian jugs.

Sherri is a pretty Thai girl with a very tight body. She strips out of her black panties and bra for our camera, showing off her milk-chocolate brown perky nipples, as well as her bright pink and very meaty slice. She has a nice patch of natural Thai silk between her legs, but maintains well the area around her fleshy cunt and cock hungry asshole. She gets herself off with a purple rocket vibrator; first in her pussy and next in her ass. She moans and groans nicely as she gets herself off, before a white cock invades her seeping orifices. It goes from her pussy to her mouth several times, before landing itself in her ass, throwing this girl into a frenzy. She screams in broken English for more and loves the feel of a hard rod buried deep inside her shitter. Her pussy puckers larger with each stroke of cock in her ass, as he goes between her ass and pussy over and over; finally unloading a big one all over her pretty face.

Kanda is the former cover girl from Asian Muff Divers #1. She is one of the hottest Thai chicks we have ever seen and is into everything you can imagine sexually, from girls to guys and especially anything involving anal sex. She strips from her leopard skin bra, exposing her thick round and very suntanned tits. Between her legs is a well maintained muffy muff, that immediately self lubricates itself to handle a huge dildo deep down inside. Her oiled up anus handles an even bigger dildo, as she crams the two plastic dongs deeper and deeper into herself at the same time. She begs for both her ass and pussy to get fucked, and two white dudes come in to make that happen. She sucks one cock while the other penetrates her Thai orchid, stretching her flower’s lips to the max, before cumming all over her ass. His buddy steps in to plug her shit box, while she sucks him off preparing for round 2. They both tap her simultaneously for an ultra rare Asian DP, as this tiny youngster handles 2 big foreigners like she has been doing it for years. She gets another load on her stomach, before the other guy drops his second round all over her very sexy face.

The look on Lilly’s face screams of sex. She is an upscale slut with curly long, dark hair and incredible fat, raisin-tipped nipples. She is skinny and stylish with a very pretty set of eyes and a completely bald box used to cram a big dildo deep inside. Her ass is also hairless and very soft and ready to be fucked. Her pussy lips flex as they ready, while her mouth deep swallows our man’s entire cock. He is double her size and fights to get his cock in her tiny pussy; but once he does, it opens her back door as well to a deep plunging, while she pocket rockets her inflamed clit and ultra meaty vag flaps. She begs for a facial cum load which she gets, as we watch it drip down her chin and coat her perky tootsie roll titties.

So, since we’re on a Japanese video game streak (dating sims, dating sims mixed with drifting sims), I thought I’d go for a hat trick with this little nugget.

Apparently Love Death 4, which is suspiciously not about my girlfriend in college, uses an EyeToy/Project Natal/superfluous video game camera for not only face tracking but shape detection as well. Shape detection, specifically, in the form of hard-ons.

Yeah… I really don’t have anything else to add to this one. This goes beyond the usual Japanese weirdness of used panties in vending machines and takes it to a whole new level.

To help unblow your mind, here’s a Family Guy clip to explain the headline.

Gizmodo: Japanese Erotic Game Uses Webcam for Boner Detection

We’ve given a lot of ink to how mainstreamed into the popular culture Japanese AV stars are, compared to their American counterparts.

But in a storage twist of the peculiarities of the Japanese porn industry, doing uncensored videos is bad for you career. See, it’s fine to do porn where the naughty bits and penetrative in-out are censored, and therefore legal under Japanese obscenity laws. But there’s also a fairly brisk underground market where everything’s shown.

In a post about Maria Ozawa (and really, it’s not like I need much motivation to post about Maria Ozawa), JapaneseAV noted that because she’s starting to do uncensored videos it’ll only be a matter of time before the fades away from the industry. Steve Scott, owner of Third World Media and this blog’s sponsor, confirmed that women who do porn that’s not mosiaced lose popularity because the audience will have seen everything.

As an open note to Maria Ozawa, I’d like to invite her to the American adult industry. In fact, she can ever stay with me. That’s how serious I am about this invitation.

JapaneseAV: Maria Ozawa – Popular Japanese AV turn to uncensored videos

So remember that dating sim that incorporated the exciting life of a drifting driver with the just-as-exciting prospect dating?

Turns out Konami’s hit a home run with its own dating sim, and the real life girlfriends and wives of the men sucked into the game are not happy. Love Plus, the sim in question, was marketed via hand written love letters pushed onto lonely looking men by cute girls. The letters — complete with a phone number — were “written” by the game’s character, spilling her heart to the random guy.

But apparently, attention the men are lavishing on their virtual significant others are leaving their real life significant other out in the cold. The problem is so bad, the real women consider their men to be cheating.

No word on when Jerry Springer’s picking up on this.

Japanator: Japanese men play a lot of Love Plus, start pissing their wives and girlfriends off

Though I don’t know much about The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, I do know there’s an awful lot of fan fiction about them. Fan fiction, for those of you who are new to the internet, are short stories written by, as the name suggests, fans. The quality ranges from piss-poor to piss-ok, and usually involves descriptions of sexual acts that are illegal in most countries and impossible in most planes of existence.

Anyhoo, one of the “Rangers” from the one of the original Japanese series much of the footage the American series used, Juken Sentai Gekiranger, is now a gravure idol. For your consideration, I give you Mina Fukui.

Granted, she’s not being violated by some kind of tentacle monster in her Power Ranger costume, but hey, baby steps people.

Japan Sugoi: Mina Fukui power ranger turned gravure

Look, I know some of you guys out there really like Asian women. Japanese women in particular. I get it. (I’m looking at you, BTW, David Aaron Clark.)

And I know that for some of you, fate has played a cruel joke in that your girlfriend is of the blonde haired, blue eyed (and white) variety and not the dark haired, dark eyed (and Japanese) variety.

But seriously, it’s just plain awkward to sit her in front of a computer to take Japanese lessons via YouTube to make her act and sound like a Japanese girl. It’s kind of “Single White Female” only not as white but wwwwwaaaayyyy more creepy.

JapanSugoi: How to talk and act like a Japanese girl

Tokyo Cream Puffs is back again; only this time with even more thick J-cream making its way deep inside and then spilling out of the loveliest selection of J-pussies around….

Yukina Aoyama is a professional “soapland” chick whose skills with foam and creamy substances stand second to no one. She uses shaving cream to foam up her big luscious tits and white skinned body, before giving her customer the full on soapland treatment from start to finish. She uses her body and soft tits to massage his cock while rubbing a couple of fingers under his ball-sack, brushing the crack of his ass as she goes. She strokes his knob with warm lotion and rubs his nuts and anus with the other hand. They wash together in the tub before she readies herself to get all dirty again; only this time with a thick creampie deep inside her bright pink slice. The bright white jizz makes its way out of her Asian flower and drips straight down to her pretty little anus.

Yuri Aoyama is a very sexy J-slut with nice eyes and a pretty smile. She’s watching an adult movie when she suddenly finds herself sucking on our guy’s cock. She slow sucks and teases his hammer for a long time. Her small tits are perky and very fresh and her nipples point outward to enough to poke someone in the eyes, as she continues to suck cock, slurp, spit and massage his man tits. She takes his load in her mouth and after rolling it around on her tongue and gargling with it, spits it out in her hands. She then hops on one more cock; this time with her hairy and plush J-garden sucking up our man’s garden hose with the hopes for lots of fresh fertilizer. He delivers and leaves her a thick load of potent J-jizz to keep her garden and flower fresh.

Azumi Kawakami has a thick muffy muff and soft tits, which are much larger than the average J-chick. She welcomes our three guys who are best in touch with the local creampie scene; including local celebrities Stumpy Yamamoto, Shaggy Nakadashi and Bushy Nakamura. They finger fuck her wet slice and feed her plenty of cock, as they all take a turn and fuck this girl hard. Her pretty titties bounce around as her swollen Asian vagina sucks up load after load of the crew’s cum.

Manami Ohtsuki is a horny girl who agreed to our offer to fuck on camera for the very first time. She uses her feet to massage our cameraman’s ball bag and takes off her shirt showing us her small and very pretty tits that are are bra-less under her tight summer shirt. Her pink panties give way to an even pinker hole, surrounded by dark, soft, and very furry J-hair. She is cock hungry and very horny too, slurping up and vaginally ingesting our guys cock in several positions, before slice swallowing his massive cream pie.

Yu Izawa is a sexy mama who is horny almost all the time. Her pussy lips are thin, yet spread open wide, exposing her bright neon, orange-colored puss. She loves a big vibrator buried inside her, as her nipple tips quickly stand on end. Her fuck hole fills with thick J-slush, that her man gushes out of her with his highly trained fingers. She grabs on to his wang with her mouth and then with her pussy too. He starts her off slowly, before speeding things up and pounding this girl out hard, finally depositing a large, sticky one deep inside her fuck hole. Her flaps open wide enough to let some of the residual glob naturally drool out.

May Lyn comes from China and is very much like your average young J-girl, with the exception of her somewhat boyish face. She speaks Japanese, is very petite in size and is rather shy like a J-chick. She is only 89 pounds and 19 years old; and her tits still look like they should be in a training bra. Her pussy is an all natural Chinese model, with ample hair, thick lips, pronounced clitoris and lots of organic Chinese extract bubbling out. This tiny thing takes some cock down her throat, but prefers to lay back and wait to be split in 2; as her pussy pressure builds up and thick China made foam excretes from her hole. Its not too long before even thicker J-cream fills her tiny oven and oozes out quickly, traveling through her tiny Chinese ass crack.

It’s about two months until Halloween rears its sugary-coated spookiness in the US, but in Japan they like to get things out of the way.

Rather than wait for the end of October to start printing the requisite stories of supposed non-corporeal and undead happenings, the Shukan Taishu profiles Mayumi, a former AV star, who claims to have seen a ghost while having sex on camera — like The Grudge, only with boobs.

It also tells the story of a ghost hooker in a soapland — the best part of having sex with an agent from beyond, apparently, is that they don’t charge a thing.

Awesome.

The Tokyo Reporter: Chilling out with stories of spooky sex

Dating sims from Japan are nothing new, as are the myriad of, uh, speciality interests they cater to — some of them best not mentioned, for legal reasons, here.

But in a first, Moero Downhill Night will incorporate a drifting (or, as us older car nuts would call it, oversteer) sim and a dating sim. The game, in a probably a first for the dating sim genre, will not only let players decide the best way to pick up scantily-clad female anime characters, but smoke some tires and go through rubber like a whore on a Navy payday.

So if you equate Initial D with hot sex (and really, that’s one of the most normal fetishes a dating sim could appeal to), well, Japan’s got you covered.

J-List Side Blog: Moero Downhill Night Golden Master!