There are many ways to access the capital city of Thailand- Bangkok. Traditional means of travel include air and water; however the “Backdoor to Bangkok” certainly offers a much more scenic and exciting path to explore. This is a road that is not often traveled and the few lucky ones who have been down it before, come back with stories that most others can only dream about. Third World Media’s recent journey to Thailand yielded 4 new Super Hot and totally Authentic Asian Girls who were more than eager to show us both the front and back-doors to their nation’s capital.

Niche is one super sexy Thai girl. She has long legs, long hair and dark pretty eyes. Her skin tone is slightly whiter than your average Thai whore and it is obvious that this is a high class babe; not likely one to be trolling the streets of Sukhimvit late at night. Her tits are ultra large and extremely luscious in a country where smaller titties are the norm. Her Thai clam shell is shaven mostly clean; with just a very light layer of natural grass maintained in just the right place. “Fuck my ass” she says, as she greets her falang (white) customer to Thailand by letting him first fuck the back of her throat, then the insides of her moist and hyper sensitive pussy, and finally her totally tight Thai shitter. Her huge boobies shake as her tiny butt cheeks are ripped in two and her anus loosens up to say “Sawadee” to her new foreign friend. He plugs her anus for a long while before heading back to her pussy and finally her face, as an offloading ground for a huge load that lands straight in her mouth. She massages all extra cum droplets into her massive Asian jugs.

Sherri is a pretty Thai girl with a very tight body. She strips out of her black panties and bra for our camera, showing off her milk-chocolate brown perky nipples, as well as her bright pink and very meaty slice. She has a nice patch of natural Thai silk between her legs, but maintains well the area around her fleshy cunt and cock hungry asshole. She gets herself off with a purple rocket vibrator; first in her pussy and next in her ass. She moans and groans nicely as she gets herself off, before a white cock invades her seeping orifices. It goes from her pussy to her mouth several times, before landing itself in her ass, throwing this girl into a frenzy. She screams in broken English for more and loves the feel of a hard rod buried deep inside her shitter. Her pussy puckers larger with each stroke of cock in her ass, as he goes between her ass and pussy over and over; finally unloading a big one all over her pretty face.

Kanda is the former cover girl from Asian Muff Divers #1. She is one of the hottest Thai chicks we have ever seen and is into everything you can imagine sexually, from girls to guys and especially anything involving anal sex. She strips from her leopard skin bra, exposing her thick round and very suntanned tits. Between her legs is a well maintained muffy muff, that immediately self lubricates itself to handle a huge dildo deep down inside. Her oiled up anus handles an even bigger dildo, as she crams the two plastic dongs deeper and deeper into herself at the same time. She begs for both her ass and pussy to get fucked, and two white dudes come in to make that happen. She sucks one cock while the other penetrates her Thai orchid, stretching her flower’s lips to the max, before cumming all over her ass. His buddy steps in to plug her shit box, while she sucks him off preparing for round 2. They both tap her simultaneously for an ultra rare Asian DP, as this tiny youngster handles 2 big foreigners like she has been doing it for years. She gets another load on her stomach, before the other guy drops his second round all over her very sexy face.

The look on Lilly’s face screams of sex. She is an upscale slut with curly long, dark hair and incredible fat, raisin-tipped nipples. She is skinny and stylish with a very pretty set of eyes and a completely bald box used to cram a big dildo deep inside. Her ass is also hairless and very soft and ready to be fucked. Her pussy lips flex as they ready, while her mouth deep swallows our man’s entire cock. He is double her size and fights to get his cock in her tiny pussy; but once he does, it opens her back door as well to a deep plunging, while she pocket rockets her inflamed clit and ultra meaty vag flaps. She begs for a facial cum load which she gets, as we watch it drip down her chin and coat her perky tootsie roll titties.

So, since we’re on a Japanese video game streak (dating sims, dating sims mixed with drifting sims), I thought I’d go for a hat trick with this little nugget.

Apparently Love Death 4, which is suspiciously not about my girlfriend in college, uses an EyeToy/Project Natal/superfluous video game camera for not only face tracking but shape detection as well. Shape detection, specifically, in the form of hard-ons.

Yeah… I really don’t have anything else to add to this one. This goes beyond the usual Japanese weirdness of used panties in vending machines and takes it to a whole new level.

To help unblow your mind, here’s a Family Guy clip to explain the headline.

Gizmodo: Japanese Erotic Game Uses Webcam for Boner Detection

We’ve given a lot of ink to how mainstreamed into the popular culture Japanese AV stars are, compared to their American counterparts.

But in a storage twist of the peculiarities of the Japanese porn industry, doing uncensored videos is bad for you career. See, it’s fine to do porn where the naughty bits and penetrative in-out are censored, and therefore legal under Japanese obscenity laws. But there’s also a fairly brisk underground market where everything’s shown.

In a post about Maria Ozawa (and really, it’s not like I need much motivation to post about Maria Ozawa), JapaneseAV noted that because she’s starting to do uncensored videos it’ll only be a matter of time before the fades away from the industry. Steve Scott, owner of Third World Media and this blog’s sponsor, confirmed that women who do porn that’s not mosiaced lose popularity because the audience will have seen everything.

As an open note to Maria Ozawa, I’d like to invite her to the American adult industry. In fact, she can ever stay with me. That’s how serious I am about this invitation.

JapaneseAV: Maria Ozawa – Popular Japanese AV turn to uncensored videos