Reason No. 2,389 as to why China is not conducive to the Wayne Hentai lifestyle: jail time for sexting.
That’s right, it’s not just dirty pictures of naughty bits that’ll get you in trouble in the former worker’s paradise, it’s words (or, rather, characters) that’ll land you in the slam next social miscreants like murderers and Free Tibet protestors.
Like text messaging packages, punishment for sexting comes in packages — up to five days for one message or 10 for three. Proof that rudimentary free markets are taking root in China, even in penal codes.
Government officials have logged over 480 meetings on the subject, making one wonder if apartments would keel over on their side if the same officials found building codes arousing.
Pudding. In boob bowls. They come in packages of two. You eat them with a spoon and the brown packet may or may not be caramel.
Seriously, there’s not much to add here — oh yeah, it came from Japan. Of course. Maybe this plays to some kind of fetish I’m not aware of (and after eight years in this business, I shudder to think of fetishes I’m not aware of) but it would seem more German than Japanese.
While we usually keep things sexy on Asian Juice Box, we’re shifting gears to address a serious question. More serious than paper or plastic, or if you’ve accepted some deity or another as your personal savior (I have accepted Tiamat into my heart for salvation, as well as Odin just to be safe).
So here’s our very important question — are you ready for the coming Zombiecopalypse?
Apparently, the Japanese are getting ready and rather than preparing to fight the zombies, they’ve skipped ahead to preparing their population for their inevitable zombification.
Owners of the “Saikyō Senritsu Meikyū” or Ultimate Horror Maze bills it as the world’s largest and scariest (not counting job- and tax-related scares) haunted house/maze/area. But when management decided that the zombies weren’t scaring enough people, they sent to retrain as brain-craving agents of the undead.
So — inevitable zombie apocalypse + Japanese management = we’re all screwed.
