We’ve reported on Onegai Muscat, or Please Muscat, the variety show on Japanese TV that features AVN idols in comedy skits and singing pop tunes.

But the show was also part of a marketing tie-in with G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, which — along with Snake Eyes being a ninja and all — proves that bad action movies, not diplomacy, can heal the wounds of war. Who knows, maybe in another 50 years, Iraqi celebs will be cross-promoting G.I. Joe 25: It’s Not Over Yet.

Anyhoo, ladies that included Sora Aoi, Rio and Mihiro, among others, made up the B.I. Joe team, a play on the Japanese word for beautiful woman, by doing hardcore commando shit like eating ice cream, driving golf balls and playing a flute.

Despite the love, Sienna Miller (The Baroness) and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett) were not on hand to engage in deadly unarmed naked oil wrestling with the B.I. Joe team.

JapanSugoi: Onedari Muscat idols promote GI Joe movie in Japan

While naked men and women doing the nasty is a problem in China, the problem, it seems, isn’t so much about sex as it is the chicks not having dicks.

Such is the conclusion one could draw from a recent photo posted online showing provincial officials from Sichuan showing up and tipping the ladyboys at a tranny show in Thailand.

But outraged Chinese weren’t mad about the love of he-shes on the part of their party betters (what else are you going to do in Thailand? Partake of the local cuisine? Take in the local culture?), but that they spent their money getting a glimpse at all that mangina.

“Going to see transvestites in Thailand is normal, the problem is whose money they used to go!” posted one Internet user, who was probably promptly arrested and never heard from again.

In other words: it’s not the love of genderbenders that’s the crime, it’s the cover up — like Watergate, with trannies.

I stand corrected, China, as to how progressive you are.

Brietbart.com via DrudgeReport.com: China officials shown at Thai transvestite show

A freshly squeezed cup of milk will run you about 2,000 yen, or about US$20. If you want it fresh from the nipple, that’ll run you about US$50.

A milk bar — but without Alex DeLarge and his droogs — in the most literal sense of the term? Yes. Is it organic? Most likely. Is it from a cow? Fuck no.

The establishment in question is named the Bonyu, or mother’s milk, Bar. Three topless and lactating mothers are at the ready to service the nutritional needs of this whole really, really, really like milk. But not milk of the bovine variety.

The women even offer a sampler, not unlike going to the chain brewery/restaurant down the street and sampling their house-labled brews. Only with mother’s milk.

I know what you’re thinking. Only in Japan.

Indeed.