We’ve reported on Onegai Muscat, or Please Muscat, the variety show on Japanese TV that features AVN idols in comedy skits and singing pop tunes.

But the show was also part of a marketing tie-in with G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, which — along with Snake Eyes being a ninja and all — proves that bad action movies, not diplomacy, can heal the wounds of war. Who knows, maybe in another 50 years, Iraqi celebs will be cross-promoting G.I. Joe 25: It’s Not Over Yet.

Anyhoo, ladies that included Sora Aoi, Rio and Mihiro, among others, made up the B.I. Joe team, a play on the Japanese word for beautiful woman, by doing hardcore commando shit like eating ice cream, driving golf balls and playing a flute.

Despite the love, Sienna Miller (The Baroness) and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett) were not on hand to engage in deadly unarmed naked oil wrestling with the B.I. Joe team.

JapanSugoi: Onedari Muscat idols promote GI Joe movie in Japan

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