While we usually keep things sexy on Asian Juice Box, we’re shifting gears to address a serious question. More serious than paper or plastic, or if you’ve accepted some deity or another as your personal savior (I have accepted Tiamat into my heart for salvation, as well as Odin just to be safe).

So here’s our very important question — are you ready for the coming Zombiecopalypse?

Apparently, the Japanese are getting ready and rather than preparing to fight the zombies, they’ve skipped ahead to preparing their population for their inevitable zombification.

Owners of the “Saikyō Senritsu Meikyū” or Ultimate Horror Maze bills it as the world’s largest and scariest (not counting job- and tax-related scares) haunted house/maze/area. But when management decided that the zombies weren’t scaring enough people, they sent to retrain as brain-craving agents of the undead.

So — inevitable zombie apocalypse + Japanese management = we’re all screwed.

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