Of course, it would be the Japanese that teach their robots how to make out. Sure, right now it’s all just innocent kisses and puppy love, but leave Thomas and Janet alone and they’ll breed the undoing of the human race. You know, like teenagers.

As an aside — it can’t be a good idea to name robots like Thomas or Janet, damn it. It’s like naming the animals destined to be on your plate. No good can come from it, and it doesn’t have the ring that, say, Skynet does.

“Oh hey, so who are our robot overlords now?”

“Thomas and Janet.”

See what I mean?

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