Reason No. 2,389 as to why China is not conducive to the Wayne Hentai lifestyle: jail time for sexting.

That’s right, it’s not just dirty pictures of naughty bits that’ll get you in trouble in the former worker’s paradise, it’s words (or, rather, characters) that’ll land you in the slam next social miscreants like murderers and Free Tibet protestors.

Like text messaging packages, punishment for sexting comes in packages — up to five days for one message or 10 for three. Proof that rudimentary free markets are taking root in China, even in penal codes.

Government officials have logged over 480 meetings on the subject, making one wonder if apartments would keel over on their side if the same officials found building codes arousing.

Gizmodo: China Threatens Jail Time For Sexy Texting

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