A good word to describe Japanese teens today is “Genki.” Genki means happy and fun loving; a quality that J-chicks all seem to share. They are very cute and a bit shy as well, which makes their sexuality even more erotic and mysterious too!!!!!
Aya Seto is our Cover Girl and one very sweet little love machine. She strips out of her school dress for a photo shoot, before getting fully molested by our local stud on the scene. He sticks his tongue down her throat and gropes her smaller, yet fully formed and lusciously lovely little breasts, as she moans and begs for even more. She sucks up a good helping of cock with her mouth, before a tiny blue vibrator makes its way to her already seeping wet and soggy slice. A little 69 readies her hole for a cock ramming, which she handles very well, with her loose school socks on the entire time. Her soft titties jiggle as she screams more and more, finally stifled with a respectable sized load in her young and very hungry mouth.
Rui Aikawa is young and a little dumb looking, but very cute overall. It takes very little effort to talk this girl into showing off her J-vag for our camera. Her legs are long, her skin is white and her pink nipples and well defined, wet asian flower are filled with slippery J-sap. Her pink to orangish colored hole squirts on our camera lens, as she gets off over and over again with a huge J-vibe stimulating her. She teases cock with her tongue and manages to get some far down her throat as well, but seems to prefer things better on her back while getting long-shafted in a variety of positions. She cums over and over again, screaming and shouting her way to a large deposit on her left tit.
Aya Fujii is a cute little doll who has the pleasure of meeting veteren J-man- Chocoball Mukai. He warms her up well, enjoying her youth and freshness as he goes. Her large breasts are very tight and firm and her young J-cunt still smells of fresh albacore. He licks her juicy sea-creature and works up plenty of squirt deep inside, flushing it out of her to water her thick pubic pasture. She works his cock over well with her mouth, before bending over for a doggie style pounding followed by a thorough hard fucking, that sets her boobs spinning in circles and Chocoball finally offloading a thick one across her mouth and chin.
Airi Nakajima is wearing a sexy long dress with no bra on, as her highly stimulated nipples pop out at our camera and say “Konichiwa” (Hello) to us all. She giggles and laughs as she talks about her sex life. She requests two guys to fill her fantasies. They each pull and tug on her already well stretched J-flaps. Her thick lips open like a pink clam shell that instantly fills with ample quantities of J-juice. She loves to get her asshole fondled and fingers deep inside her pussy, as the boys start to work her over well. Her pointy nipple tips stand on end as 2 cocks enter her mouth and one makes its move over to penetrate her pretty fuck hole as well. Her lips flex and her clit swells, as her screams are only stifled with another dong in her mouth. They switch things up and toss her around for a while, before she swallows one load in her mouth and another gets planted on her dark pubic patch, all around her mashed up flower lips and J-ass as well.
Of course, it would be the Japanese that teach their robots how to make out. Sure, right now it’s all just innocent kisses and puppy love, but leave Thomas and Janet alone and they’ll breed the undoing of the human race. You know, like teenagers.
As an aside — it can’t be a good idea to name robots like Thomas or Janet, damn it. It’s like naming the animals destined to be on your plate. No good can come from it, and it doesn’t have the ring that, say, Skynet does.
Like other industries, Chinese company Sweet Secret is not only looking to exports, but servicing its domestic market. The catch? Sweet Secret is the first sex toy manufacturer to be granted a trademark in the usually prudish Middle Kingdom.
While Chairman Mao was all about letting a thousand flowers bloom, he wasn’t too keen on anything to do with the birds or the bees. Or, you know, sex. But in a sign of how dirty thoughts and naughty bits trumps any ideology at the end of the day, Sweet Secret is opening its first store in Beijing this month.
Like my parents, Reuters reports “Very few knew what some of the toys were before being interviewed for the job and many had no idea what handcuffs might be used for in bed.”
At least, I hope my parents have no idea what handcuffs would be used for in bed. (Shudder)
We’ve reported on Onegai Muscat, or Please Muscat, the variety show on Japanese TV that features AVN idols in comedy skits and singing pop tunes.
But the show was also part of a marketing tie-in with G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, which — along with Snake Eyes being a ninja and all — proves that bad action movies, not diplomacy, can heal the wounds of war. Who knows, maybe in another 50 years, Iraqi celebs will be cross-promoting G.I. Joe 25: It’s Not Over Yet.
Anyhoo, ladies that included Sora Aoi, Rio and Mihiro, among others, made up the B.I. Joe team, a play on the Japanese word for beautiful woman, by doing hardcore commando shit like eating ice cream, driving golf balls and playing a flute.
Despite the love, Sienna Miller (The Baroness) and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett) were not on hand to engage in deadly unarmed naked oil wrestling with the B.I. Joe team.
While naked men and women doing the nasty is a problem in China, the problem, it seems, isn’t so much about sex as it is the chicks not having dicks.
Such is the conclusion one could draw from a recent photo posted online showing provincial officials from Sichuan showing up and tipping the ladyboys at a tranny show in Thailand.
But outraged Chinese weren’t mad about the love of he-shes on the part of their party betters (what else are you going to do in Thailand? Partake of the local cuisine? Take in the local culture?), but that they spent their money getting a glimpse at all that mangina.
“Going to see transvestites in Thailand is normal, the problem is whose money they used to go!” posted one Internet user, who was probably promptly arrested and never heard from again.
In other words: it’s not the love of genderbenders that’s the crime, it’s the cover up — like Watergate, with trannies.
I stand corrected, China, as to how progressive you are.
A freshly squeezed cup of milk will run you about 2,000 yen, or about US$20. If you want it fresh from the nipple, that’ll run you about US$50.
A milk bar — but without Alex DeLarge and his droogs — in the most literal sense of the term? Yes. Is it organic? Most likely. Is it from a cow? Fuck no.
The establishment in question is named the Bonyu, or mother’s milk, Bar. Three topless and lactating mothers are at the ready to service the nutritional needs of this whole really, really, really like milk. But not milk of the bovine variety.
The women even offer a sampler, not unlike going to the chain brewery/restaurant down the street and sampling their house-labled brews. Only with mother’s milk.
Reason No. 2,389 as to why China is not conducive to the Wayne Hentai lifestyle: jail time for sexting.
That’s right, it’s not just dirty pictures of naughty bits that’ll get you in trouble in the former worker’s paradise, it’s words (or, rather, characters) that’ll land you in the slam next social miscreants like murderers and Free Tibet protestors.
Like text messaging packages, punishment for sexting comes in packages — up to five days for one message or 10 for three. Proof that rudimentary free markets are taking root in China, even in penal codes.
Government officials have logged over 480 meetings on the subject, making one wonder if apartments would keel over on their side if the same officials found building codes arousing.
Pudding. In boob bowls. They come in packages of two. You eat them with a spoon and the brown packet may or may not be caramel.
Seriously, there’s not much to add here — oh yeah, it came from Japan. Of course. Maybe this plays to some kind of fetish I’m not aware of (and after eight years in this business, I shudder to think of fetishes I’m not aware of) but it would seem more German than Japanese.
While we usually keep things sexy on Asian Juice Box, we’re shifting gears to address a serious question. More serious than paper or plastic, or if you’ve accepted some deity or another as your personal savior (I have accepted Tiamat into my heart for salvation, as well as Odin just to be safe).
So here’s our very important question — are you ready for the coming Zombiecopalypse?
Apparently, the Japanese are getting ready and rather than preparing to fight the zombies, they’ve skipped ahead to preparing their population for their inevitable zombification.
Owners of the “Saikyō Senritsu Meikyū” or Ultimate Horror Maze bills it as the world’s largest and scariest (not counting job- and tax-related scares) haunted house/maze/area. But when management decided that the zombies weren’t scaring enough people, they sent to retrain as brain-craving agents of the undead.
So — inevitable zombie apocalypse + Japanese management = we’re all screwed.
A little botox and a nosejob is kid’s play for married Chinese women who are getting plastic surgery on the level of mobsters in the witness protection program.
Members of the smooth-sounding and oh-so-subtle “Rich Lady South Korean Plastic Surgery Group” leave the country for South Korea (as mentioned in the clumsy name of the group) but they’ve had problems coming back into the country because of their radically altered appearance.
No, they’re not being confused as Michael Jackson (too early?) — but these ladies are hardcore about their store-bought hotness, ready for another slice and dice trip despite returning to China scarred and bandaged. The troubles with customs officials and the price did not dissuade these women from extolling the universal message of pain making you beautiful.
“I just finished getting a nose job the day before, and I haven’t even taken out the stitches yet,” one of the women said. “I love to be beautiful, it’s everybody’s right. We’ve known for a while that South Korea’s plastic surgeons are supposed to be great, so my friends and I went to check it out.”
A good word to describe Japanese teens today is “Genki.” Genki means happy and fun loving; a quality that J-chicks all seem to share. They are very cute and a bit shy as well, which makes their sexuality even more erotic and mysterious too!!!!!
