For you hipsters who are now too cool for Texas Hold ‘Em, may I suggest the next big game of chance you’ll see D-list celebrities playing on various basic cable channels?

Rock, paper, scissors — or as the Japanese call it, Jan-Ken-Po. It has all the bluffs and psych-outs as poker, albeit with fewer combinations in the way one can win with all the tension of, say, picking up a restaurant bill. And, like any respectable game, there’s a variant of the rules that allow for clothes to come off.

There’s even games for the Play Station Portable that lets Rock-Paper-Scissor enthusiasts, or enthusiasts of naked women in general, to play against AV idols Mihiro, Rio or Nao Yoshizaki.

While this is probably the most awesome use of a PSP yet, it still doesn’t make up for the platform’s turning a stealth game into a card capture game, a al Metal Gear Acid.

Japanese AV idols play Strip Janken Po Ya-Q-ken

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