Mention Playgirl in the US, and the first thing most people think of is an out of print magazine that featured scantily clad men with lush, full chest hair — because it was all for the ladies (or so the publishers said).

The original Playgirl in Japan, apparently, is some sort of Asian Charlie’s Angels variant, though according to JapanSugoi, it predated the Aaron Spelling T-and-A schlockfest by five years — like Simba and the Lion King, and ninjas in general and the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. A follow-on series, Playgirl Q, was the sequel to the series, not unlike what Galactica 1980 was to the original Battlestar Galactica (though presumably without the part about finding a post-disco Earth).

Also of note: the Playgirl Q series quite possibly features the only ’70s vintage Pontiac Firebird in Japan at the time. If you don’t believe me, I dare you to find another. Truly all heady, historic stuff.

JapanSugoi: Playgirl Q is the sequel to Playgirl (Japanese TV)

Asian Lesbians have found a quiet place on the lovely island of Phuket to retreat and share some quality time together. Their activities range from tanning in the buff and skinny dipping in the pool, to fucking on the lobby sofa and Muff Diving for the delicate Asian p[earls buried deep between each others legs. Take a private peek inside at this Little Asian Lesbian Pool Resort!!

Kanda, Mintra and Niche- these Asian lovelies are spending a hot and steamy Phuket afternoon at the pool. The cool water, warm air and skimpy bikinis are just enough to get this all girl party going; as bikini tops start to drop and lip stick starts to smear. Kanda and Niche get their act going in the pool first while Mintra stares on, rubbing her own pussy from the poolside. They kiss and massage each others large tits, before all 3 joining together on a poolside lounge chair. The long dark hair of all three girls drapes across each others bodies, as large dildos find their ways in each other’s golden flowers and fingers stroke one another’s clitoris. No men are needed to make this an awesome pool party, as no pussy is left unattended, before the 3 play naked like little girls in the pool, to cool off again.

Kanda and Niche really like each other a lot, especially after the 3 way pool party they just finished up earlier in the day. The girls are both very beautiful, with dark skin and a wicked appetite for fresh Thai seafood. The 2 head inside and start to undress, caressing and licking each others ample natural boobage. Both Kanda and Niche have nice racks, but Niche in particular is very blessed for a Thai girl with huge natural tits and massive puffy areola. Kanda takes a mouthful of areola , a handful of puss and a tongue-full of Niche’s clit, before cramming a big black vibrator far up between her two legs. She works it hard in several positions before the 2 switch things up and Kanda gets to share the same black dildo deep inside her fleshy box too.

Kanda and Mintra- Kanda is a sex maniac. She can’t get enough and even though Niche is not around, finds Mintra just as appetizing of a dish to play with for lunch. They both undress and jump in the pool. Kanda’s pussy hovers like a dragon fly above the water line as Mintra holds her breath and dives in for a fresh taste of Thai muff burger. She decides to mince the meat a bit more with a red dildo that gets Kanda’s natural juices flowing hard before Kanda repays the pleasure and tongue dives through Mintra’s water tight hole and stuffs it full of dildo like Mintra just did to her. The party wouldn’t be complete without the 2 sharing the double headed dong, getting each other off hard before taking an afternoon skinny dip in the pool.

Mintra and Niche- now that Kanda has had sex with just about every girl at the resort, its time for Mintra and Niche to share some quality time together as well. They head into the lobby, where a soft sofa awaits them as they slip off their pretty evening wear and get busy soiling the sofa. Their white garters and panties hide their boiling hot delicacies until their natural juices start to flow past the panty line and into each others mouths. They get in 69 and start a gash gobbling and dildo ramming fest that only ends when both girls share the same tool to get their yummy pussies off again.

I’ve had a girlfriend or two who’ve raved about body pillows, but the whole thing seemed a little unmanly, at best.

Not my thing at all. I’ll sleep flat on my back on my very uncomfortable futon sofa/bed the way nature intended single men to hit the sack. It’s good for my back or something.

But in Japan, otaku (loosely translated as the kind of guys you would meet at sci-fi conventions, anime fan club meetings and Britney Spears concerts who seem to know way more about the subject material than what’s healthy) have find love with pillowcases featuring anime characters. In body pillows, of course.

Now, I love anime. And it’s ok to love anime, with the giant robots and women who shoot guns. But I don’t LLLOOOVVVEEE anime. And that pillowcase is going to need a lot of washing, lest the “strange stains” give away how much you live that pillow.

Even more shocking, considering stories of nude sushi bars and AV stars being truly part of the mainstream media, is that quarter of the population between 30 to 34 are virgins, and half of them don’t have friends of the opposite sex — which is one way to make sure the women in your life don’t see you as “just a friend.”

The New York Times: Love in 2-D

Gizmodo: Japan’s 2-D Lovers: Falling In Love with a Body Pillow [Japan]

Adult Video News (AVN) selected Naughty Little Asians as its best Ethnic Series in 2008 for a good reason- – No other series has continued to capture the raw naughtiness from the most innocent of purely ethnic Japanese girls.

Kurumi Nohara is a fresh young J-chick with a baby face and a big set of all natural knockers. She is barely 20 years old, ripe as a mellon and very ready to be a naughty girl. Despite her innocent nature and appearance, she is quick to strip and show us her g-string undies, massive J-rack and one of the largest over-inflated J-clits we have ever seen. Her cunt lips spread like a giant clam, as her clitoris protrudes from the very tip of her slice like a small penis. Her slow flowing J-sap is thick and very moist. She teases his cock and licks his hairy nut bag, before taking out some sexy glasses to where while cross-eyed sucking his knob. She knows where to lick and makes her way southbound to his ass and ball sack, before using her giant tits to fuck his hard dong. She takes it raw and in doggie to start, as thick white J-cream secretes from her sunflower, coating his and her own thick pubic patches. She gets it in several more positions and cums many times before taking his thick load deep inside her battered box, for a nice cream pie that dribbles its way out from between her thick J-flaps.

Kasumi Matsumura (cover girl) is a well known Japanese AV star, who has returned to school in an effort to strengthen more than just her pussy. But things aren’t going as planned, as her teacher recommends a course in penis massage therapy instead of her regular first period program. Off comes her school skirt and up goes her teachers fingers deep inside her well maintained J-vag. She sucks her teachers cock and then gets laid out on the classroom floor for an in depth lesson in sexual education. There isnt much more this girl can learn in this category, as she gets it and gives it good; cumming over and over again, before being rewarded with an A grade splattered across her tongue.

Yuri Manaka is one super hot and very sexy J-babe. Behind her very sweet and innocent expression lies a sex starved, horny, young hottie who really knows how to make a man happy. She starts with the feet and works her way slowly up to his nipples and neck too. Her tongue is highly skilled and this girl has been thoroughly trained in how to please a man. She teases his ass and nuts with hot breaths from her mouth, before burying her tongue up his shit chute, all while stroking his cock. Her tits may be small but her nipple tips stand out straight from her chest like two chubby raisins waiting to be bitten. Her fuck hole is classic J-style, with soft furry hair surrounding the entire region. She uses a small vibrator to get herself off and cums hard before taking a hard J-cock between her small and skinny legs. Her tight midsection tightens as she gets cock crammed and screams louder and louder, cumming in multiples. This girl is the loudest screamer we have had in a long time and is finally silenced with an internal pop shot that slowly streams from her flourescent orange colored J-hole.

Manami Takahashi is flashing back to her highschool days, wearing some bloomer shorts and a t-shirt with no bra on that exposes her fully erect nipple tips. Her boobs are a perfect handful and her nipples are a rich tone resembling dark brown chocolate. She sucks cock like a first-timer, working the entire shaft timidly from tip to base. She is smart enough to understand the importance of paying attention to the boys and butt as well, as she continues to work his pecker over for a long time. Our guy throws her into the traditional manguri-kaeshi position, massaging her meaty fuck hole as she stares on in amazement. Her fleshy lips suck his cock up deep inside her furry hole, as the 2 go hog-wild all over the Japanese tatami styled room. She cums hard and tries several positions, as her tiny boobs bounce and she screams like crazy before taking a healthy sized load smack dab in the center of her chest. She changes into a schoolgirl bathing suit and continues to suck cock in the shower as well, downing a second giant sized load in her mouth.

William Gibson, the man who coined the term cyberspace and who gave the Internet a virtual shape and form a decade before it entered the popular culture described a futuristic netherworld in Japan as:

… a deranged experiment in social Darwinism, designed by a bored researcher who kept one thumb permanently on the fast-forward button.

Gibson’s future-is-now description of Japan also applies to its porn business, possibly giving us a glimpse into things to come in the American industry. Mobile customers with broadband bandwidth are on the hunt for X-rated videos to download on their handsets and are crushing the 3G networks of KDDI and DoCoMo, two of the country’s mobile phone providers.

The explosive growth translate to about 1,000 new members a day, paying up to $105 for the privilege. While American mobile 3G technology languishes from spotty coverage, Japan’s adult industry is seemingly leading the way in pushing boundaries (though with mosaiced naughty bits) and content delivery.

Bloomberg.com: Porn Downloads Strain Japan Phone Network, Prompt DoCoMo Curbs

Gizmodo: Japan’s Unlimited 3G Data Plans Are Being Overwhelmed by Pornhounds [Japan]

Despite the global downturn in the economy, Japan’s love hotels are flourishing — demonstrating there’s always a market for someplace to bang hookers anonymously as well as someplace where you can bang your girlfriend (your real one) and not worry about your parents walking in.

The hotels with elaborate themes such as castles (the European variety), S/m dungeons with plush animals (yes, really) and the Titanic (presumably in its pre-sunken state) are known for their discretion and the fact that their rooms are used up to four times a day. I would imagine there’s no CSI-themed love hotel with black lights.

Obviously, the places are popular for men and the hookers who love them by the hour. However, more conventional couples take advantage of them as well because the only thing more awkward than being really horny while still living with your folks in a tiny apartment, which many young adults in Japan do, is your parents getting horny while you’re still living at home in their tiny apartment.

But in a land that practically defined sexual deviance for the rest of the world — tentacle sex, shibari rope bondage and used panties in vending machines — leave it to an Englishman to take the kink to 11, Spinal Tap-style.

British businessman Steve Mansfield sees great potential in the industry which has traditionally been shunned by big Japanese corporations put off by its seedy reputation.

The rooms in his hotels are rather straightforward. He says he aims to create the ideal living area which people would have at home if money was no object.

There is a bed, of course, a flat screen television and a projector, a karaoke machine and an outdoor bathroom in the more expensive suites.

So apparently, the only theme love hotels have not explored is a room at the Holiday Inn. With a karaoke machine.

Love beats the recession in Japan

The traditional Oriental Rug has graced the floors of homes worldwide for many centuries. In contrast, modern day Oriental Rugs, are more revered for their dark, muffy color and long soft strands; which look prettier engulfing an entire J-pussy and ass, than simply lying on a tile or wood floor. These modern rugs are much softer, fluffier and friendlier than the old school types. And with a bit of luck and a little rub in the right place, the silky strands become a collecting ground for thick J-sap to spread, and one place where spilling things on the carpet is both encouraged and applauded.

Aki Saito is heading to her man’s apartment for a date. Her short miniskirt and summer shirt match her very young, cute appearance. Her hair is short and her skin is tan, her boobs are small and her J-bush is a wildly untamed, luscious thick shag carpet planted between her two legs. She sucks her man’s cock in the shower and then lays on the bed, spreading her furry muffy-muff open for a thorough tongue cleansing. Her pubic patch appears to be electricized, as it stands on end and completely surrounds her 2 buried treasures. Her lips and clit manage to peak through the thick brush, calling out for hard cock. Her hairy hole gets a bareback romping in several positions, before becoming the new home for a thick serving of Japanese cream pie, that pours from her pussy and coats the entire carpet area surrounding her ass. One nut was hardly enough for her boyfriend, who quickly works up another batch to feed her hungry mouth with too.

Shouko Nakatagawa is shy and very timid. She giggles and laughs a lot and is open to trying new things. Her skin is white and her tits are large and her pussy is both thicker and hairier than your average J-chick. Her thick pussy sap attaches itself to her plush forest lawn, as her legs naturally spread, readying themselves for a bareback penis incursion. She moans, groans, whimpers and whines, as her hair box gets fucked then cummed on. This shy girl licks her own milky extract off her man’s battle weary cock and balls.

Sakurako Kagami is a young chick with big tits and a bit of an attitude. She has a thick body, thick lips, thick ass and one of the thickest all- natural oriental rugs in town. Her thick hair isn’t only surrounding her pussy and ass, but extends all the way to the soft, dark stubble that adorns her armpits as well. Her pink young slice jumps out in contrast to the dark carpet surrounding its double doors. She loves the feel of a big vibrator plastered on her protruding clit, as it steadily grows and peeks out of the lush Japanese grasslands. Her pussy fills with enough liquid to water the lawn for a long time after its done sucking up cock with it. She gets its good from our man Kenzaki, who unloads a healthy one all over her pretty face. She sucks any remaining jizz up with her hungry mouth.

Rie Takekawa looks like a really serious girl; perhaps a librarian type. She looks very smart as well, which may be why she reminds us of the Year of the Oriental Shag celebration. She is very pale skinned, yet her dark fluffy muff is deep and stands on end, as 2 fingers cram her soaking wet moat. This girl may look serious but that all goes out the window, as she gets several fingers in her hole and lots of cock in her mouth. Her hairy monster swallows our guy’s cock up, as she screams her way to a watery one splattered just due north of her bushy pasture.

Kaede Shiraishi works as a geisha in a very traditional tea house. After serving her customer some tea and old fashioned snacks, she bows her head and opens her mouth to provide the ultimate in customer service. The geisha’s deep rooted traditions also require that her carpet remains untrimmed, and this girl has followed this rule to the letter; sporting a very thick, shaggy rug which sprawls from her belly button to her asshole. She breaks with regular regiment to allow her customer to shave the patch of hair encompassing her ass, before getting her J-hole bareback drilled. Her pretty body shakes and quivers as she cums hard, setting up for a cum dump all over her jiggly j-boobs.

Haruka Mitsuki is a baby faced 20 year old. She is small and sexy with white milky skin and young, fresh tits with hard raisin-tipped nipples that stand straight at attention minus any stimulation. Her most attractive feature is hiding between her soft inner thighs; a pink and very pretty wild flower, surrounded by a wild and out of control Japanese virgin grassland, that quickly turns wetland as her clitoris gets rubbed. Her hair-ringed fuck hole fills with slippery J-juice that flows from deep inside her. She cums hard, but quickly quiets herself with a fat cock down her throat. She is a skilled cocksucker and ball licker; not to mention a class -A cocktease; as she slow rides our guys knob before using her power vac to suck it in and dirty up her dark carpet at the same time. This girl knows that in order for grass to grow you need some seed, and our guy is happy to lend a helping hand, by spreading a thick load of fertilizer deep inside her planter.

For you hipsters who are now too cool for Texas Hold ‘Em, may I suggest the next big game of chance you’ll see D-list celebrities playing on various basic cable channels?

Rock, paper, scissors — or as the Japanese call it, Jan-Ken-Po. It has all the bluffs and psych-outs as poker, albeit with fewer combinations in the way one can win with all the tension of, say, picking up a restaurant bill. And, like any respectable game, there’s a variant of the rules that allow for clothes to come off.

There’s even games for the Play Station Portable that lets Rock-Paper-Scissor enthusiasts, or enthusiasts of naked women in general, to play against AV idols Mihiro, Rio or Nao Yoshizaki.

While this is probably the most awesome use of a PSP yet, it still doesn’t make up for the platform’s turning a stealth game into a card capture game, a al Metal Gear Acid.

Japanese AV idols play Strip Janken Po Ya-Q-ken

No, this isn’t the time machine for the Japanese Doctor Who, but it is a receptacle to dispose of “magazines and other things that wouldn’t be good for boys.” It could mean anything, including anything directed by Brett Ratner, a subscription to NAMBLA’s in-house magazine or Demi Moore.

But really, c’mon. This is Japan, and we all know what kind of “magazines and other things” that signage is talking about. It saddens me, however, to know that the teenaged boys in Japan won’t have the sense of joy that comes from discovering carelessly discarded porn.

It’s something every boy needs to experience, like backne and finding out that women’s studies classes aren’t what you think it is.

Not that any of these kids nowadays would sully their hands with porn found in the gutter — they’re probably just getting it online like everyone else.

And as a special bonus: I present the Doctor and the Daleks, dubbed in Japanese.

Discs of PR0N

Geishas are to Japan as celebutatnes are to the US — the feminine ideal that the rest of the world equates with each country. Only instead of public drunkenness, nipple slips and STDs, geishas are known for their refinement, education and wearing less makeup than their American counterparts.

On second thought, the two really aren’t like.

Anyway, seeing as how Japan is Japan, the upcoming movie RoboGeisha answers the question that everyone wants answered: why can’t real geishas turn into tanks? Or have katanas come out of their ass, switchblade-style? Because if they could, they would have a huge huge leg up on ass-kicking when compared to their occidental nemesises who, at best, makes it burn when you pee.

These are serious questions people — and the trailer below has the answers.

Japan Again Wins WTF Award: RoboGeisha Has Geishas Transforming Into Tanks