A little more than $300 buys all the sushi you can eat for 40 minutes, a blowjob for 40 minutes and quite possibly a bout of salmonella at a restaurant in Shinjuku.

After all, what could possibly go wrong with mixing women’s warm bodies and raw fish that should stay cold? Or dipping your nigiri into the, shall we say, special sauce of a female after stimulating her with a vibrator? (No, I am not making that last part up.)

Wisely, the owner of this shop shut down the operation. He didn’t blame the sanitary conditions directly, but did claim that competition from a naked shabu-shabu restaurant shut his doors. Though it also allowed meats to be soaked in all varieties of exotic female marinades, the other establishment also boiled the food at germ-killing temperature.

All that being said — anyone else hungry for Japanese?

Slapdash sanitation brings naked sushi shop to a sickening stop