So do you remember those grindhouse movies Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, the guy who did Hostel and the other guy who was in that band in the’90s did did a few years ago? No? That’s ok because apparently no one else saw them either.

Anyhoo, my main motivation for seeing it, though I never did, was to see Rose McGowan spit hot lead from a leg-mounted automatic weapon. While my particular kink does not involve amputees (usually), I am a sucker for a woman, particularly Rose McGowan, who shoots stuff (the exception being Alaskan governors who believe the universe is 6,000 years old).

“But Wayne,” you’re saying, “what does Rose McGowan have to do with hot Asian women?”

Well, Rose McGowan never had a cannon coming out of her ass:

Enter Hajirai Machine Girl, featuring gravure idol Noriko Kijima. If you loved the schlocktastic Tokyo Gore Police you’ll probably want to roll around in the mud with this one.

The Hajirai Machine Girl stars Noriko Kijima