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China Thinks of the Children Censorship »

gago4peelNot content to make the installation of intrusive crapware mandatory on all PCs sold in China (also notable for being the first PC-only app besides anti-virus and anti-spy software that Mac owners have no interest in), China is turning up the heat on criticizing Google for “disseminating pornographic and vulgar information.”

As a no-fun authoritarian government, I’m sure the Chinese government is sincere about not wanting the free display or expression of boobs — never mind that the Gang of Four sounds like a porn movie and was the inspiration for the name of a punk band.

But it’s really a smokescreen to draw attention away from the second part of that quote — the “vulgar information” part — which, obviously, really means the free display or expression of anything the government doesn’t like by scapegoating the supposed “societal ill” of hot girl-on-guy (and all variants in between) action.

All of this meaning an albino tranny gangbang is as dangerous as the Dalai Lama and information about the Tienamen massacre.

And really, what’s more dangerous in this world than pre-op shemales with no skin pigmentation, an old, bald man and the truth?

China starts meddling with Google results because of porn


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Asuka Kiara is the New Hotness, but Maria Ozawa Will Always Have a Place in My Bed »

184b0Website Japan Sugoi reports that 2009 Sky PerfecTV Adult Broadcasting Best Actress Award winner Asuka Kirara is an AV star on the rise — so much so that some are speculating that she’s the heir-apparent to Maria Ozawa’s colossal popularity.

With a G-cup, yes a G-cup, Asuka made her first AV appearance in Dec. 2007 and appears in 16 DVDs — which is staggering considering that some girls in the American industry are in more movies in a year than there are days.

An open note to Maria Ozawa:

I know it’s hard to get old and have some young whippersnapper gunning for everything you’ve built and that other men are moving on and referring to you as “Maria Who?” at the ancient age of 23.

But just know that you’ll always have a place in Chez Hentai, a (not-so) palatial one-bedroom apartment in Canoga Park. Stay for awhile and hell, maybe you can be a big fish in the LA porn pond — stranger things have happened. I’ll even change the bed sheets should you take up my offer, because I’m that kind of classy guy.

Asuka Kirara the new Maria Ozawa?

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Bigger Breasts — It’s Not Just for the Japanese »

The Chinese have fired their own shot across the bow of the breast augmentation corporations of Japan, with their boob-enhancing cookies and mobile ringtones with the Pangao bra in an arms race where everyone wins.

Ok, it’s more of a tit race than an arms race, and to be fair, men, for the most part, win.

The bra massages the chesticles to (supposedly) enhance blood flow, prevent breasts from going flaccid (like what Jesus would have wanted), move fat to improve the figure, help with sleep and boost the immune system.

It also “Make breast up” — something all men can get behind, even if we’re not sure what, exactly, it means.

Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts [Pseudoscience]


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