As technology marches forward, so does Japan. Case in point, a new line of masturbation aids from SunWorld that takes all the physical exertion out of choking the chicken.

Available in three configurations for men and women, these mechanical marital aids, or SOMCON, take Asimov’s Laws of Robots to an extreme. Though they have little relation to the real thing, the toys match — thrust for thrust — the action going on in a movie shot to demonstrate the toys.

As another step forward to the inevitable sexbot, it’s easy to see that James Cameron had it all wrong. It’s hot, willing Megan Fox and Christian Bale lookalikes with living tissue over metal endoskeletons fucking men and women to death that will be the undoing of humanity, not terminators.

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