A study funded by a chinese software engineer discovered that — gasp! — people like Internet porn. But wait, there’s more!

Turns out that the discovery was made by the CEO of a Chinese software engineering firm, Jinhui Computer System Engineering Co. The firm’s reason for the “study”: to develop software that prevents the viewing of porn and other websites the government deems “harmful.” Apparently the BBC, the Dalai Lama’s homepage and YouTube are elements of moral decay on par with Two Girls One Cup.

The real kicker: The Chinese government wants this software installed on every computer sold in the country.