The Chinese have fired their own shot across the bow of the breast augmentation corporations of Japan, with their boob-enhancing cookies and mobile ringtones with the Pangao bra in an arms race where everyone wins.

Ok, it’s more of a tit race than an arms race, and to be fair, men, for the most part, win.

The bra massages the chesticles to (supposedly) enhance blood flow, prevent breasts from going flaccid (like what Jesus would have wanted), move fat to improve the figure, help with sleep and boost the immune system.

It also “Make breast up” — something all men can get behind, even if we’re not sure what, exactly, it means.

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