I find glasses to be much more sexy than a barbed wire tattoo ever will be. Maybe it’s because I find it alluring that the girl looses herself in books so much that she’s read herself to astigmatism or maybe it’s because I don’t like hepatitis. I don’t know, but it’s just one of those things.

Would it be a fetish? Perhaps in the US (see Kick Ass Pictures’ Specs Appeal), but definitely in In Japan. Women who meet my vision-impared criteria are called meganekko or, literally, glasses idol. That’s right — not only are there AV (porn) idols and gravure (figure) idols but a whole category of women that are known for wearing glasses.

Asian-sirens.com recently did a writeup on 19 year old Ami Tokito, one such meganekko. The kicker — she has perfect vision. She wears them just because.

Ami Tokito

As technology marches forward, so does Japan. Case in point, a new line of masturbation aids from SunWorld that takes all the physical exertion out of choking the chicken.

Available in three configurations for men and women, these mechanical marital aids, or SOMCON, take Asimov’s Laws of Robots to an extreme. Though they have little relation to the real thing, the toys match — thrust for thrust — the action going on in a movie shot to demonstrate the toys.

As another step forward to the inevitable sexbot, it’s easy to see that James Cameron had it all wrong. It’s hot, willing Megan Fox and Christian Bale lookalikes with living tissue over metal endoskeletons fucking men and women to death that will be the undoing of humanity, not terminators.

Look ma, no hands: Japanese cyber wanker makes debut

SOMCON Homepage

Developers of the Green Dam Youth Escort filter (which sounds like a hooker agency that could land you in a lot of trouble) are finding out that people really like porn.

And when I say “like porn,” I mean really, really, really like porn.

The Jinhui Computer System Engineering Co. logged over a thousand harassing calls in the last month, including death threats to the company’s general manager.

Though the filter will also censor Internet searches for topics the Chinese government would rather people pretend didn’t exist like a free Tibet, the Tianamen massacre and that an American compnay actually invented the iPhone, it’s a sure bet that the Chinese Communist Party playing cockblocker to horny males is what’s mobilizing the outrage.

But hey, the fight to see boobs is as good a start to a free society as any.

Green Dam makers getting harassed