I find glasses to be much more sexy than a barbed wire tattoo ever will be. Maybe it’s because I find it alluring that the girl looses herself in books so much that she’s read herself to astigmatism or maybe it’s because I don’t like hepatitis. I don’t know, but it’s just one of those things.

Would it be a fetish? Perhaps in the US (see Kick Ass Pictures’ Specs Appeal), but definitely in In Japan. Women who meet my vision-impared criteria are called meganekko or, literally, glasses idol. That’s right — not only are there AV (porn) idols and gravure (figure) idols but a whole category of women that are known for wearing glasses.

Asian-sirens.com recently did a writeup on 19 year old Ami Tokito, one such meganekko. The kicker — she has perfect vision. She wears them just because.

Ami Tokito

As technology marches forward, so does Japan. Case in point, a new line of masturbation aids from SunWorld that takes all the physical exertion out of choking the chicken.

Available in three configurations for men and women, these mechanical marital aids, or SOMCON, take Asimov’s Laws of Robots to an extreme. Though they have little relation to the real thing, the toys match — thrust for thrust — the action going on in a movie shot to demonstrate the toys.

As another step forward to the inevitable sexbot, it’s easy to see that James Cameron had it all wrong. It’s hot, willing Megan Fox and Christian Bale lookalikes with living tissue over metal endoskeletons fucking men and women to death that will be the undoing of humanity, not terminators.

Look ma, no hands: Japanese cyber wanker makes debut

SOMCON Homepage

Developers of the Green Dam Youth Escort filter (which sounds like a hooker agency that could land you in a lot of trouble) are finding out that people really like porn.

And when I say “like porn,” I mean really, really, really like porn.

The Jinhui Computer System Engineering Co. logged over a thousand harassing calls in the last month, including death threats to the company’s general manager.

Though the filter will also censor Internet searches for topics the Chinese government would rather people pretend didn’t exist like a free Tibet, the Tianamen massacre and that an American compnay actually invented the iPhone, it’s a sure bet that the Chinese Communist Party playing cockblocker to horny males is what’s mobilizing the outrage.

But hey, the fight to see boobs is as good a start to a free society as any.

Green Dam makers getting harassed

Not content to make the installation of intrusive crapware mandatory on all PCs sold in China (also notable for being the first PC-only app besides anti-virus and anti-spy software that Mac owners have no interest in), China is turning up the heat on criticizing Google for “disseminating pornographic and vulgar information.”

As a no-fun authoritarian government, I’m sure the Chinese government is sincere about not wanting the free display or expression of boobs — never mind that the Gang of Four sounds like a porn movie and was the inspiration for the name of a punk band.

But it’s really a smokescreen to draw attention away from the second part of that quote — the “vulgar information” part — which, obviously, really means the free display or expression of anything the government doesn’t like by scapegoating the supposed “societal ill” of hot girl-on-guy (and all variants in between) action.

All of this meaning an albino tranny gangbang is as dangerous as the Dalai Lama and information about the Tienamen massacre.

And really, what’s more dangerous in this world than pre-op shemales with no skin pigmentation, an old, bald man and the truth?

China starts meddling with Google results because of porn

Website Japan Sugoi reports that 2009 Sky PerfecTV Adult Broadcasting Best Actress Award winner Asuka Kirara is an AV star on the rise — so much so that some are speculating that she’s the heir-apparent to Maria Ozawa’s colossal popularity.

With a G-cup, yes a G-cup, Asuka made her first AV appearance in Dec. 2007 and appears in 16 DVDs — which is staggering considering that some girls in the American industry are in more movies in a year than there are days.

An open note to Maria Ozawa:

But just know that you’ll always have a place in Chez Hentai, a (not-so) palatial one-bedroom apartment in Canoga Park. Stay for awhile and hell, maybe you can be a big fish in the LA porn pond — stranger things have happened. I’ll even change the bed sheets should you take up my offer, because I’m that kind of classy guy.

Asuka Kirara the new Maria Ozawa?

Asuka Kiara’s blog

The Chinese have fired their own shot across the bow of the breast augmentation corporations of Japan, with their boob-enhancing cookies and mobile ringtones with the Pangao bra in an arms race where everyone wins.

Ok, it’s more of a tit race than an arms race, and to be fair, men, for the most part, win.

The bra massages the chesticles to (supposedly) enhance blood flow, prevent breasts from going flaccid (like what Jesus would have wanted), move fat to improve the figure, help with sleep and boost the immune system.

It also “Make breast up” — something all men can get behind, even if we’re not sure what, exactly, it means.

Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts [Pseudoscience]

Hello Titty!!!! Big, thick and very Juicy Asian titties are back!!! Hello Titty #5 showcases 4 brand new Asian chicks with some massive tits and an over abundance of sexual energy. This edition features not only our regular Japanese big-titted mamas, but also a surprise visitor from Thailand, whose massive rack and sweet and sour Thai pussy only serve to spice up this volume even more.

Mai Haruna is young, cute and very short, yet she is blessed with a giant set of tits for a tiny J-girl like herself. She proudly displays her most noticeable features as they protrude like two balloons from her cute maid costume. She looks her man in the eye and instructs him to do with her anything he desires…. Well, he does and wastes little time warming up her fat tits and perky nipple tips. He licks her toes, which gets her pussy warm and her J-sap flowing. He gobbles her furry gash and licks her thicker than average J-ass, before cramming a couple of fingers in her hole and working up a nice wad of J-squirt. She likes the feeling as her soft cunt heats up and her mouth inhales our guy’s cock. Her short hair and baby face look great wrapped around his penis, and her huge tits sag nicely, lightly brushing against his inner thighs. She lays back, spreads her legs and gets ready for her big titties to jiggle, as her fuck box starts to get hammered. They go at it in several positions before her big tits and tight pussy prove too much and our guy spits out a solid one deep in the middle of her J-cleavage.

Rei Himekawa is one of the hottest and sexiest Japanese chicks of all time. Of all the J- girls we have seen, this big-titted thing is more erotic and more eager to please a man than most others. She uses her highly skilled tongue to completely lick our guy down from head to heel. She swallows his entire cock and works it over better than a pro, before spreading her own legs and shoving her juicy J-hole in his mouth to be devoured. She straddles his face, as she fucks his tongue with her very pretty pussy and tight ass too. She unleashes her luscious rack and pointy nipple tips, as he prepares a small vibrator to get her going even more. She loves the stimuli and screams and cums as he vibes her puss and licks her toes at the same time. He splits her pretty flower in two and works it in slowly as her big boobs start bouncing. She mounts him up and sways her hips like a Latina girl, using her stomach muscles to suck his cock up even deeper inside. She gets pumped in multiple positions, finally opting for a thick load straight in her mouth. She scoops the cum from her tongue and licks it all up, as she smears it all around her slutty mouth and face. Hot- Hot scene!!!

Haruka Aoyama (Cover Girl) is in her twenties but likes to dress up like a teenage school girl. She is quiet and shy and a bit nervous about showing off her plump boobage. This girl in very well endowed, with pink responsive nipple tips, topping off 2 very nice, all natural J-boobs. Her pussy is well maintained, cleanly shaven on both sides and around her anus as well. Her hole quickly fills with thick creamy J-milk that our guy skillfully extracts with his fingers. She works his cock over just like a teenager who has yet to ever suck a dong. She learns quickly though, as she soon discovers the pleasure a man derives when being licked below his cock and above his ass crack. He mounts her in mish and fucks her wet hole in CG, spoon, doggie and RCG, as her lovely rack shakes and moves in motion with each thrust of his cock. He finishes this big titted, shy girl off with a load splattered across her chest and neck.

Boom hails from Thailand. Unlike many of her Thai sisters, this girl has grown up eating a very healthy diet. The proof is in the two big balloons that bless the center of her chest. She has a fat ass as well and a butt hole just crying out for Mr. Kinkade to stick his tongue in. He does and she reciprocates the favor by swallowing his entire 11 incher. He fucks her face hard and slaps her ass around before, bareback plugging her fuck hole, with her fishnet stockings still on! He breaks his cock though the netting and straight into her dripping wet slice. He fucks her hard, cramming a couple of fingers up her ass for good measure, all while destroying her formerly young, tight Thai pussy. He power-strokes her love hole and feeds her the tip of her stilettos too, before straddling her head and offloading a massive cum wad all over her face, her eye and on her big tits as well.

You damn kids these days — do you realize that when I was your age, only about five people know what anime was, outside of Voltron, Star Blazers and Robotech?

You have your Adults Swims and DVDs. All the animation you could ever watch. Hell, you can even buy anime soundtracks on Amazon! I even hear that Samuel L. Jackson’s voicing an anime series — Afro Samurai — on G4. I’m sure it’s also the series that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

It turns out, however, that gaijin samurai are not strictly in the fictional realm of animated drawings. Peter Payne, owner of J-List.com, finds two examples of foreigners who joined the country’s warrior class.

Payne tells the story of the real Afro Samurai, Yasuke, a Jesuit priest’s slave that Nobunaga Oda took an interest in. As a retainer in his household, he served Oda and his son faithfully, but was later captured and turned over to the Jesuits.

There’s also William Adams, a caucasian, who was ultimately made a lord (or daimyo) by Ieyasu Tokugawa with a fief, title and retainers in what’s now Yokohama. Kind of like The Last Samurai, only William Adams was probably taller than Tom Cruise. No word if Adams worshipped Xenu or if Iceman would be his wingman anytime.

A study funded by a chinese software engineer discovered that — gasp! — people like Internet porn. But wait, there’s more!

Turns out that the discovery was made by the CEO of a Chinese software engineering firm, Jinhui Computer System Engineering Co. The firm’s reason for the “study”: to develop software that prevents the viewing of porn and other websites the government deems “harmful.” Apparently the BBC, the Dalai Lama’s homepage and YouTube are elements of moral decay on par with Two Girls One Cup.

The real kicker: The Chinese government wants this software installed on every computer sold in the country.

So do you remember those grindhouse movies Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, the guy who did Hostel and the other guy who was in that band in the’90s did did a few years ago? No? That’s ok because apparently no one else saw them either.

Anyhoo, my main motivation for seeing it, though I never did, was to see Rose McGowan spit hot lead from a leg-mounted automatic weapon. While my particular kink does not involve amputees (usually), I am a sucker for a woman, particularly Rose McGowan, who shoots stuff (the exception being Alaskan governors who believe the universe is 6,000 years old).

“But Wayne,” you’re saying, “what does Rose McGowan have to do with hot Asian women?”

Well, Rose McGowan never had a cannon coming out of her ass:

Enter Hajirai Machine Girl, featuring gravure idol Noriko Kijima. If you loved the schlocktastic Tokyo Gore Police you’ll probably want to roll around in the mud with this one.

The Hajirai Machine Girl stars Noriko Kijima