As a member of the Porno-American community, I will go on record to say that I am not being served by its parodies. Where’s The XXX-Files? Hawaii Five-HO? Not The McLaughlin Group?

But what do I really want to see? Live action porno anime parodies. Imagine the furry fun with a Dorimon-themed X-rated movie. Spike and Faye actually doing the deed in the NSFW adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. The lesbionic triangle being played out to full effect in Project A-Ko.

However, for those of you — and I know you’re out there — who thought the emotionally fragile teens playing out the Christian endtime in Neon Genesis Evangelion would make for a good porno movie, get ready to turn Japanese with its porn parody. Rei, the series’ cloned Eva pilot prone to serious injury and suicide attacks, is played by AV actress Nao Ayukawa.

Throughout several scenes you witness Rei as you’ve always dreamed of – masturbating through a hole in her skin tight plugsuit, offering sexual favors in class, performing paizuri, receiving mounds of semen in a bukkake fest, servicing several guys at the same time and gets fucked while still wearing her trademark uniform. Nao provides a great mixture of cute and nasty in this eagerly anticipated production.

Available now through J-List.

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