While being able to buy used panties from schoolgirls (supposedly) with your Pocari Sweat and Pocky in Japanese vending machines is the stuff of legend, progress goes onward and upward in the land of tentacle sex and the Prius.

But soiled frilly underthings are so… last century. Enter the new hotness for Japanese vending machines: pussy in a can. Part genius, part Jeffrey Dahmer, but entirely entirely disposable, pussy in a can is proof that you can buy happiness for about as much as a can of Pepsi Throwback.

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