Archive for May, 2009

A Word from Our Sponsor: 10 Little Asians #15 »

495-frontAs Western foods continue to permeate the Japanese lifestyle, they have started to show their effect on the porn industry as well. It was once very easy to get 10 girls together for the latest volume 10 Little Asians, however recently the Japanese body physique has changed and girls with larger boobs and thicker thighs have overtaken the once petite and tiny J-chick we all love. Well, it took a little while but Third World Media has come up with 10 of the tiniest and cutest little Japanese girls the world has seen since the proliferation of the Big Mac on the Japanese culture.

These 10 Little Asians represent the best selection of the tiniest Japan has to offer; both AV superstars and little known first timers too!!

Starring-

Azusa Nagase- cover girl and AV hottie…. Certified very hot and very sexy, small J-bitch.

Airi Matsubara- long hair, small bobs and a pretty smile make this little made- 100% made in Japan!

Haruna Sakurai so cute with a tiny puffed up pussy too…..

Sayaka- small, hairy and full of vaginal squirt

An Mizuki she may be tiny but her pussy is large and wet and her nipples brown and very perky

Miki is a tiny cock sucking, ass licking cum hungry J-slut.

Yuu is small, cute and into costume playing as a maid.

Youki has a hairy box and nice white milky skin

Yuki- what she lacks in the face department, she makes up for in the raisin nipple tip and furry bush arena.

Ami has a cute face and two small pointy little nipples. She moans and wines very nice as she gets a huge load sprayed across her chest.

Adult Industry Downturn Hits Japan? »

Boobs and beer may be the two pillars in the fraternity of males, but the former may not have been enough to keep the doors of Japanese AV studio Animalijo open, reports Japanese AV.

The site observed the company’s last compilation streeted in March 2009, and the last new release in late 2008. The studio specialized in shooting AV stars in their late 20s and 30s for the Japanese MILF market. Performers Sayuri Shiraishi, Ann Nanba, Natsumi Horiguchi and Bunko Kanazawa shot for Animalijo.

Animalijo Studio Closed?

Maria Ozawa on the Cover of Taiwan FHM, also Requires Human Sacrifice »

maria-ozawa-fhm-taiwanHere’s AV Idol — and by idol I truly mean she is a false god, but they’re the most fun to worship and give human sacrifices to, after all — Maria Ozawa on the cover of this month’s Taiwanese FHM.

Maria Ozawa, for those of you that think that the San Fernando Valley is all there is and all that will ever be when it comes to porn, is a Eurasian porn star that’s the bees knees in Japan.

She’s also one of the few girls that I would imagine most men would pay to marry them if she ever needed a green card. Not that she would, seeing as how she’s a bona fide star outside of the adult industry in Japan.

Maria Ozawa FHM Taiwan video photoshoot

Maria Ozawa cover of FHM Taiwan Magazine

The Human Instrumentality Project — With Boobs »

evan_t75As a member of the Porno-American community, I will go on record to say that I am not being served by its parodies. Where’s The XXX-Files? Hawaii Five-HO? Not The McLaughlin Group?

But what do I really want to see? Live action porno anime parodies. Imagine the furry fun with a Dorimon-themed X-rated movie. Spike and Faye actually doing the deed in the NSFW adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. The lesbionic triangle being played out to full effect in Project A-Ko.

However, for those of you — and I know you’re out there — who thought the emotionally fragile teens playing out the Christian endtime in Neon Genesis Evangelion would make for a good porno movie, get ready to turn Japanese with its porn parody. Rei, the series’ cloned Eva pilot prone to serious injury and suicide attacks, is played by AV actress Nao Ayukawa.

Throughout several scenes you witness Rei as you’ve always dreamed of – masturbating through a hole in her skin tight plugsuit, offering sexual favors in class, performing paizuri, receiving mounds of semen in a bukkake fest, servicing several guys at the same time and gets fucked while still wearing her trademark uniform. Nao provides a great mixture of cute and nasty in this eagerly anticipated production.

Available now through J-List.

A Whole Different Kind of Superhero. Really. »

00-cover-1-thumb-400x583Green Lantern has his ring. Iron Man has his suit of powered armor. Batman has all things beginning with with Bat. Wonder Woman has… breasts.

Yeah, breasts. You know and I know that it’s not the golden lasso, but those Amazonian orbs bursting from her bustier that’s really makes men tell her the truth.

But in the upcoming anime Qwaser of Stigmata, kids sent to the Saint Mihailov Academy (like an Eastern Orthodox Xavier Institute of Higher Learning, I guess) let their inner powers shine though the help of breast milk.

Yes, really. The really mind-blowing part is that the series, like most anime, started off as a manga meaning that there’s an audience that knows all about the backstory of the Saint Mihailov Academy and their lactose tolerance.

Suffice to say that I do not expect to see this on Adult Swim anytime soon — despite the premise being less strange and more entertaining than Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job.

Go figure.

Japan Slides Ever Further Into Depravity

Japan: Where in Vending Machines, All Things are Possible »

can2 While being able to buy used panties from schoolgirls (supposedly) with your Pocari Sweat and Pocky in Japanese vending machines is the stuff of legend, progress goes onward and upward in the land of tentacle sex and the Prius.

But soiled frilly underthings are so… last century. Enter the new hotness for Japanese vending machines: pussy in a can. Part genius, part Jeffrey Dahmer, but entirely entirely disposable, pussy in a can is proof that you can buy happiness for about as much as a can of Pepsi Throwback.

18 More of the World’s Most Disturbing Sex Toys

A Word From Our Sponsor: Japanese Cougars Gone Wild #2 »

484-frontJapanese women tend to age slower than their Western counterparts. Japanese women in their 40’s look more like women in their mid 20’s here in the USA. This however, does not change the fact that Cougars are Wild; No matter where they come from Cougars are hot, but we know something many others don’t- there is nothing spicier than a J-Cougar in a skin tight competition bathing suit.

Hiroko (Cover girl) is a slutty J-bitch in her 40’s, who is looking for a young guy to bang. She finds a guy named Ikeda online and calls him to come over. She awaits, as her young punk rockin’ stud comes in and she quickly gets him undressed. This cougar is huingry for cock and wastes little time putting her purring and licking skills to work. But first she shows off her favorite competitive skintight swimsuit- a Cos Play fad raging across Japan. Her stimulated nipples peep through the purple polyester material, as her buck teeth grin and her tongue finds his cock a safe place to call home. Her natural and fairly hairy love hole is moist and very sensitive to his touch. It is filled with thick, delicious J-slime that her stud-for-hire does a nice job working up with his finger and a high -tech Japanese vibrator. Her nipples stand at attention as the two go 69 for a bit before she finally hops on for a ride on her young stallion. She gets her money’s worth, as he fucks her in multiple positions and this cougar goes absolutely wild as he revs up and gets off in her mouth and all over her chin. She licks it all clean just like a good J-Cougar should.

Mr. Abe knows how good an older woman can be. He finds Yuki online and orders her to come to his apartment. She is shy and in her forties and is very willing to fill Mr. Abe’s one piece swimwear fetish fantasy. She strips down and changes into a blue suit, which does wonders showing off her very perky nipples. Her hair is short and her face is sexy and her nipples stand up like two frozen raisins, as Mr. Abe gets her mildly hairy pussy going hard with his big Japanese vibrator. Her hole is full of sap and gets even wetter, as she nibbles on Abe’s cock. He lays her out and splits her legs in two, starting to bang the shit out of this older whore. He works her pussy hard, as her clit and lips start to swell from both sides of her skin tight bathing suit. He puts her through a hardcore workout, before coating her nice swimsuit with a respectable amount of cum.

Saya has an ad in a newspaper. Some younger dudes know how hot older women can be and appreciate how convenient it is to just call one over at one’s desire. Saya is a very pretty older lady, who is married, but not at all satisfied with her sex life. She was kind enough to bring her sport swimsuit with her, just as her young patron ordered. She changes into the skin tight suit, her old lady nipples buldging through the front, as her saggy ass hangs from the back seam. Her customer is in love and starts to kiss her larger than average tits. Her nipples are hard and fresh for her age and her pussy fills with foamy liquid, with an aroma and consistency that only a true J-Cougar can produce. She licks his body over and grabs onto his cock with her mouth, before spreading her furry bush and handling some young cock with her tight swimwear on. She gets pumped, plugged and earns a milky puddle on her chest.

Sachiko and Jun are two Cougars who have their profiles on a escort site. Mr. Yamamoto calls the site and arranges for the two ladies to come over to his place and please him in his favorite fetish- sports swimsuits. He practices some swim moves solo on the bed, as the ladies finally arrive. Sachiko is 42 and Jun is 41, and the pair change into their skin tight sport suits. Their nipples shine through the pink and purple, as their sappy cunts start to stain the lower stitched regions. Yamamoto busts out his handy pocket rocket and uses it on Sachiko, while Jun digs for Yamamoto’s hard cock. These cougars are both hairy, horny and eager for Yamamoto to fuck them both. They fight for his cock, as Sachiko gets some first, while Jun eats his ass and licks the hairy area just below his nappy ball sack. The three swap spit, as they kiss and switch things up, as Jun fights for position on Yamamoto’s boner. She fucks his cock hard and cums over and over again, while Sachoko continues to get off with a combo of vibrator and Yamamoto’s swift fingers. Jun nearly chokes to death, as she gets off ultra hard, before Yamamoto spills a slippery one straight down her throat.

‘This little thing? Why it’s my Marriage Hunting Bra…’ »

bra“No, I’m not in a hurry to get hitched. this thing? it’s just an LED countdown until the wedding day. That I haven’t scheduled yet.

“You say it looks like a wedding dress? That’s because it’s supposed to silly. Oh, and it comes with a pocket for the ring and all the accoutrements to make this thing legal.

“The only thing it doesn’t come with? A case of Thunderbird to make sure I get my groom liquored up enough to say ‘I do’ when he needs to and plane tickets to Vegas for a drive-through nuptial.

“But seriously, what do you think about marriage? No pressure or anything.”

Picture of the Day › Marriage-hunting bra

Hiromi Nishiuchi models the Marriage Hunting Konkatsu Bra

Swine Flu Means Possible Golden Showers for Japanese Sex Workers (But Not Those Kinds of Golden Showers) »

With the worldwide scare over swine flu — sorry, H1N1 influenza — it’s not just the crappy economy that’s giving people a reason for a staycation, or as Ned Flanders would call it, an imaginary vacation or as I like to call it, just plain lame.

But as someone who’s about to turn 35 and a confirmed bachelor, I know that anywhere can be vacation, so long as there’s pizza and hookers. But one out of two isn’t bad and salarymen in Japan are making the best of their pandemic-dampened Golden Week vacation by giving back to the local economy.

Owners are hoping for a fairly brisk business of happy endings, as opposed to the normally anemic Golden Week business. Even the ladies working in the businesses see the possibility for quick cash from the home-bound men.

But in manner-obsessed Japan, the possibility of married men who don’t know or who’ve forgotten the etiquette of whorehouses is a worry. (Hint — pay AFTER she takes her clothes off. That way you know she’s not a cop. Or a dude. I’m just sayin’ I know a guy that had that happen to him.)

Sex salons to see surge from swine flu

Porno Manga Series Begets Live Action Porno Series — Also, Ben E. King is the Japanese Barry White »

While American porn companies are rediscovering the art of the parody (there are more X-rated adaptions of Star Trek than you can possibly imagine), the Japanese have been there, done that and moved on to making movies based on X-rated manga.

Irokoishi proves manga does not need giant robots, even transformable ones, to be interesting. It uses boobs to keep the attention of its audience, as well as the story of a man who wanders Japan as “The Rod Master” (like Caine in Kung Fu) to help women find sexual fulfillment (like my volunteer work on weekends).

The series proved so successful that it spawned three movies, starring Eurasian AV idol Maria Ozawa as well as Sora Aoi, Yurina Sato, Akiho Yoshizawa, Misa Kikoden and SANA, proving that real boobs on camera are even more popular than drawn ones.

Who wouldda thunk?

I was about to say these trailers actually don’t look half bad, but the one below inexplicably plays Save the Last Dance for Me as its soundtrack. Apparently, Ben E. King is to Japan what Barry White is in the US.

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