One of the questions that’s always asked when people find out I work in porn is why there’s so few men in it. (The others being how to get into the industry, almost always asked by someone who shouldn’t, and if the scripts in porn are take up one or two cocktail napkins. As the writer of the AVN and XRCO award winning “Ashlynn Goes to College” series, the answer is three, thank you very much.)

It’s a nice way of asking how much longer they’ll have to see the same guys they started watching in movies dating back from the Lincoln administration. And really, it gets a little weird when the guys get older and the girls they’re with get younger.

Japan, land of tentacle porn and birthplace of the bukake, has the same problem. A curious reporter from TBS radio set out to find why there was such a dearth of male talent in the country’s X-rated output — which, unlike the American industry, is on an upswing.

Turns out their differences aren’t so much different than ours. Lots of men want to do it, but find out they can’t, and that they won’t be working only with Marie Ozawa.

Oh porno, you are a cruel mistress indeed.

Examining the lack of male porn stars in Japan

I have a rule about tattoos: I would have to want to see whatever I’ve tattooed on me in the morning for the rest of my life and always be happy with it.

As a result, the only tattoo I would be happy with would be The Last Supper or dogs playing poker — because I’m classy like that.

Tats you can’t see don’t count, because really, there’s not much difference between that and a kick me sign. The ones you get in prison don’t count either, because it’s all about survival in the big house — survival and hepatitis. As opposed to ink on the outside being about bad choices and hepatitis.

When women come to me, seeking my wisdom as someone whose great-grandfather came from Japan to translate Chinese tattoos they just got (because if you’re Asian, you come out the womb as a fortune cookie writing black belt ninja who can read anything in Japanese/Chinese), I usually tell them, “Whoa. He tattooed that?” Then I walk away.

Yeah I’m a dick, but it’s not like the girl would have gone out with me.

Anyway, turns out the Chinese are getting English words they don’t understand tattooed on their bodies. Right now it’s Judeo-Christian nonsense (but really, isn’t it all nonsense?) for the most part like “Jesus,” “Church,” “PrayGod,” or “SaintSinner.”

It’s only a matter of time when some Chinese girl wants a “Hottie” tramp stamp in English and gets a “Deliveries in Rear” tat instead.

English Tattoos: Chinglish 4 Life

Japan is jam packed with young cute girls. The problem is getting them to perform on video. These girls are normally a bit shy, quiet and unwilling to publicize their erotic sides. Third World Media has managed to uncover a group of new J-hotties, that are not at all ashamed to show the entire world what makes them qualified to appear in Teen Japan #2.

Mayu is the lovely young Cover girl for this volume. She is dressed up in a see-through, sexy kitten costume with pink ears that match her rosy cheeks and flesh colored pussy. She has short hair and a baby face and is very soft and sensual, as she licks our guy’s inner thighs and sucks his fingers very tenderly. She does the same to his boobs and then finally to his cock. She sucks slow, deep and very diligently, before working her way even farther downward for a good cleansing of his asshole as well. He pulls out her soft and very thick pink tipped titties and stimulates them as she starts to moan and whimper like a little kitty. Her white panties are stained with pussy extract, as her pink fleshy lips spread open and start to build up lots of squirt inside. She hops on RCG and spreads her legs wide open for a little mish as well. Her young pussy is very tight, as our guy holds on to fuck her well and blow a huge wad across her entire pretty face and in her short mane as well. Her cum coated face tells us what kind of girl she really is….

Anri has a round pretty face and a very keen sense of style about her. Her ass is thicker than most J-chicks and she loves her asshole getting licked. Her box is bushy and full of squirt that slushes around inside. A yellow vibe gets her juices running even hotter and it isn’t long before she yearns for a cock in her mouth. She licks, teases and swallows his entire thing and even users her titties to massage his package as well. He plugs her in mish first and works her over well, making her boobs twist in circles, before she bends over doggie for an even harder pouncing. He pulls out and drops a huge, thick one all over her face and up her nose as well. Her cum splattered fuck face is very lovely….

Miho is a schoolgirl with a cute young face and pretty white skin. Her larger than average boobs fill out her pink designer bra, before our guy pulls it off and squeezes her fleshy pink tipped titties. Her cunt is meaty with thick pussy lips that seal in her luscious J-juices. She sucks cock and licks balls like a teen eager to learn more and isn’t afraid to try. She likes big dicks plugging her young hole and we find a big dicked dude to give it to her good. He crams her all over the hotel room and overlooking the busy city street as well in front of the room’s window. Her high white socks never come off, as she cums and cums over and over before getting a massive load landed on her face, up her nose and in her eye too.

Nana is into “Enko” or “play for pay.” Most of the guys contributing to her delinquency are much older than she is but desire young looking girls like herself. She is petite with a bay face and tight body. Her tits are bigger than one would expect for a small girl and she handles herself well, as her much older customer fondles her body and dirties her up a bit. He licks her body down, stopping to chow on her pussy, making her squeak like a little mouse. Only hard cock in her mouth shuts her up, as she sucks on it hard and deep like a piece of candy. Her tiny fuck hole sucks up cock and gets fucked in mish, doggie, cowgirl and several other positions, before this old timer leaves this youngster with a face full of cum.