Meet Angela. In case you’re confused, Angela is not a part of any public or private security force, unless you’re counting Sexy Town, USA, where I am the mayor.

No, this scantily-clad would-be rent-a-cop is a shill for fake locks — which I’m sure, they’re selling by the buttload to men. It’s not like the name of the product, the “Keyhole of Life,” is leading. Or has a double entendre. Or could possibly mean pussy.

The idea behind the fake locks is that would-be burglars would be thrown off by the extra pussy. I mean security. Considering the low crime rate in Japan, fake locks might be enough to deter their native no-goodnicks, but citizens of more crime-ridden municipalities might want to stick to a Remington 870.

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