Like Super Mario Brothers? Who doesn’t. Like things that vibrate? Well, I’m sure there’s more than one woman out there who’s willing to fess up to owning a “back massager” or two.

Put them together, and you have something that could only come from Japan — a plush vibrating mushroom. Insert your kinky sex fantasy that could only happen in Japan with furry oscillating fungi here, because I know you were thinking about it. (I wasn’t. Really!)

Without any touch of humor, the item is called the Mushroom Club vibrating pillow. Tripping out isn’t a requirement for this club, but relaxation is.

Vibrating Mushroom Cushion makes you kimochii

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