A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away — something we like to call the 1980s — Star Wars didn’t suck because there was no Jar Jar back then, email was something only academics and the military had heard of and porn magazines ruled the world.

Don’t know what a porn magazine is? You damn kids. It’s what we stole and hid in our sock drawers. See, back in my day, we didn’t have the INTERNET and we couldn’t just type boobies in the Googles to see tits. We had to get our porn the old fashioned way — shoplifting.

Apparently, magazines in the Philippines are going strong with the regional Playboy edition going strong and celebrating its first year of printing. A real porn magazine, Playboy doing well — it really is like 1980!

Now if you don’t mind, I have to go because Matlock is on and I have to yell at some kids to get off my lawn.

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