Like every language, there’s the formal stuff you learn in class, which inevitably leads most people to remembering phrases they’ll never use like “Please pass the butter” and “There’s a fork in my head.”

But let’s say you’re into Japanese women. Well, my friend, then you have a whole new language to learn, literally and figuratively. It goes both ways — you think some nihon-jin would know what the hell a Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez is? There you go.

For example: jidroi literally means “local chicken.” But it now means taking an image of yourself with a cameraphone or digital camera. Or Sekuusu meaning, well, sex.

Lexicon guide for browsing a Japanese adult site

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