When strange meets technology, it’ll inevitably be someplace in Japan. Cases in point — porn-dispensing vending machines, tentacle sex robots and breast augmentation through sound waves.

While on par with the F-Cup Cookie as far as its believability, bigger boobies through sound has, at least, an expert behind it. Hideto Tomabechi believes that sounds can affect mental and emotional changes in a person. While it seems like a crock, he was recruited by the Japanese police to deprogram members of the Aum Shunrikyo cult after their nerve gas attack in 1995 using his research.

From that experience, he made the logical connection that if sound can beat the crazy out of someone, maybe it could beat a cup size or two out of breasts with a ringtone. Really, that’s how science works — I should know, I took a class through ITT about it.

Tomabechi-san could on to something: in the YouTube clip above, a woman claims to gain three centimeters on her breasts because of the ringtone, dubbed “Rock Melon.”

If the claims stand up to scrutiny, Hideto Tomabechi may very well be the first, and only, Nobel Prize winner of Awesome.

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Rock Melon