Archive for February, 2009

Useful Japanese Inventions: Bigger Breasts Though Ringtones »


When strange meets technology, it’ll inevitably be someplace in Japan. Cases in point — porn-dispensing vending machines, tentacle sex robots and breast augmentation through sound waves.

While on par with the F-Cup Cookie as far as its believability, bigger boobies through sound has, at least, an expert behind it. Hideto Tomabechi believes that sounds can affect mental and emotional changes in a person. While it seems like a crock, he was recruited by the Japanese police to deprogram members of the Aum Shunrikyo cult after their nerve gas attack in 1995 using his research.

From that experience, he made the logical connection that if sound can beat the crazy out of someone, maybe it could beat a cup size or two out of breasts with a ringtone. Really, that’s how science works — I should know, I took a class through ITT about it.

Tomabechi-san could on to something: in the YouTube clip above, a woman claims to gain three centimeters on her breasts because of the ringtone, dubbed “Rock Melon.”

If the claims stand up to scrutiny, Hideto Tomabechi may very well be the first, and only, Nobel Prize winner of Awesome.

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Rock Melon

A Word From our Sponsor: Hidden Camera Massage Scam »

459-frontEconomic conditions in Japan have worsened in recent years, leading
once reputable businesses down dark and evil pathways. One industry
particularly affected by the recession, is the massage business. This
once booming Japanese enterprise had a reputation for honest doctors
and hard working practitioners who earned their clients trust through
their hard training and massage expertise. Nowadays, however, the
doctor-patient relationship is in jeopardy as hidden cameras have made
their way into examination rooms and unsuspecting women wind up
getting a little more than your average 45 minute full body massage.

Miki is an average J-chick with a couple of extra pounds on her
bones. She works hard and needs a massage every now and then to keep
her body in check. Little does she know that her new doctor has all
the tools he needs to record her getting massaged and fucked, but very
little in the way of any true massage credentials. Hidden cameras
throughout the room record her getting barebacked and a lod of cum on
her chest.

Lori is a young and very cute school girl who is not feeling well.
She sees her doctor with the hope of some quick recovery. Little does
she know that the docs office has been wired up with the latest in
Japanese technology. The doctor gets Iori feeling much better very
quick, as he warms her up, strips her down and prescribes a cream pie
to help this young sexy, gullible teenager.

Yuri is a student with lots of stress from her exams. She needs a
massage to relieve the tension and she makes her way to our hi-tech
doctor’s office. He works his magic- quick- stripping her down,
massaging her breasts and working over her slightly pudgy physique.
He positions her right where the cameras can catch the action. He
uses the big vibe on her and progresses into a 3 way with her and 1
more doctor from the clinic. After sucking down one of the doctor’s
potent loads, the other hops on her and fucks her hairy hole till he
orgasms on her chubby belly.

Hitomi is a full figured J-girl with some lower back pain. Dr. Tanaka
is on the case and ready to provide some urgent care. He starts by
chowing down on her fuzzy slush box and making her stretch her back by
sucking his cock. He positions her on all fours and crams her hole
bareback. She feels much better now with some prescription pain
killer sprayed across her entire body.

The Japanese are very technologically advanced people. They are also amongst the biggest perverts in the world too. The combination makes for some trouble as the latest and hottest trend across Japan is using fixed hidden cameras to capture action in a variety of settings.

Fixed hidden cameras from the sides, top and around the room catch all the action!!!!

“Hidden Camera Massage Scam” will be available on March 2.

One Dead in Chinese Mistress Contest »

A contest pitting five mistresses against each other ended with one dead and five others, including the married man who organized the contest, injured.

A Shanghai businessman, identified only by the family name of Fan, made his kept women square off in a talent show judged by an instructor from a modeling agency in December. The ladies were judged on beauty, singing ability and how much liquor they could drink. The winner of the contest would continue to be with Fan and receive a rent-free apartment and a monthly allowance of $730.

The downturn in the economy was cited as the reason for the downsizing of his extramarital activities.

The first woman eliminated from the contest, a 29 year old identified only as Yu, was cut because of her looks. She invited the others on a sightseeing tour before the left the competition.

During the trip, Yu drove her car with Fan and the four other contestants off a cliff. The crash killed Yu and injured the other occupants.

Fan paid Yu’s parents about $85,000 and shuttered his business.

His wife, and the other four mistresses, have left him.

Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn