With all the kids talking about Japanese senior citizen porn, the country seems to be a great place to be old and horny in general.

See, that’s what happens in a country where they respect their elders.

Additional case in point: the elderly-friendly Pink House, a hot springs massage parlor/bathhouse that advertises its non-slip shower chairs found in nursing homes. In case you were wondering if something got lost in translation, “massage parlor” means the same thing it does here — wink.

But rather than an instrument to remind Grandpa of the inevitable betrayal of the flesh and that death’s sweet release is around the corner, the chair helps him get his groove on. It’s constructed to allow easy access to his elderly man-parts and built to take the weight of an old man and a hot young girl doing the things old men and hot young girls do — when there’s money involved.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to spend the next hour watching SpongeBob to get that image out of my head.

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