Sorry about the headline for this post, but it was supposed to be “Turn Over Your Porn on Your Mobile, Bitches!” in Chinese.

But that would require studying Chinese. Or learning how to use Google’s translate functon, but that would require cutting and pasting. Yes, I’m an ugly American.

The Chinese, it seems, wants everyone to have fun but not too much fun during their New Year, with it being the year of the Repressive Authoritarian Government Seeking International Legitimacy — whoops, I mean Ox.

Extending its crackdown on porn to April, the Chinese government turned its attention to the distribution of adult videos on mobile devices. Cellphone stores, which sell downloadable videos, music and games, were given particular attention by government officials. Despite the campaign against hardcore clips on phones, the sale of annoying ringtones went unchecked.

Beijing also reported blocking about 1,500 X-rated websites — or about .001 percent of the porn that’s on the Internet.

China Extends Anti-Porn Mobile Device Crackdown Through April