Pity the poor, glamorous, good-looking women and all the discrimination they face. These comely ladies, never knowing an easy day, are passed over for promotions, social advancement and even dates by their middle-of-the-bell curve competition.

Will nothing come easy for these females who are so easy on the eyes?

They are in Japan, apparently, where the beautiful struck a blow against discrimination by putting their more average Japanese sex worker sisters in the unemployment line.

Japanese news reports noted that “operators” of sex businesses are finding “pretty women” looking for work due to the recession. Julia Roberts could not be found for a comment, nor was it known if any of these operators answered to the name of Huggy Bear.

Showing a gift for the obvious,’50s slang enthusiast and reporter Yukio Kamimura said, “Good-looking dames are necessary to bring back repeat customers.”

Of more interest to daddy-o’s and hip cats everywhere, however, is the fact that women are encouraged to do more. Massage parlors that usually limited services to “sumata,” or penile labial massage, are now giving the OK to go all the way. Other women are following the example of spray-on hair and the Super Bass-o-Matic, going direct to the consumer by offering more for less than a “rub down.”

Plain Janes out in the cold as sex businesses attract beauties

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