Sometimes, you wish for something — say, ABBA getting back together — and you know that as much as you’d like it, it’ll never happen.

But sometimes, the fates feel your pain and give you a reach-around.

Such is the case with this report from The Tokyo Reporter that Japanese housewives have thrown off the shackles of their domestic servitude and let their freaky flags fly for (mostly) fun and profit (not so much).

Not content with scrubbing, cleaning and cooking, these ladies want to be sexed up. But these women are hardly “providing” out of financial need: most of them are apparently spoiled, but don’t get enough of the ol’ in-out at home.

It’s not unlike a real-life Japanese Cougars Gone Wild.

And unlike Candy from Craigslist who says she’s she a nympho coed with D cups, there’s a fair chance you’ll be able to get what’s advertised and scratch your horny housewife itch when hooking up with these hookers. About 60 percent of the working girls claiming to be hitched are estimated to be the real married McCoy.

Notice, though, that they aren’t happily married.

Salacious stories of desperate housewives may even be true

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